ITT I'm Ryan Gosling

[skrizach]

The fruit grown off of a russian isn't edible to humans, birds only.
And yes that could be true but we were cutting dead trees that were likely to fall into trails and roads, so we were mitigating hazards.

i dare you to eat a russian olive and take a pic

[skrizach]

I tried one and it was super gross.
Just all bitter and nasty.

[skrizach]

Now I will post pictures of one of the sketchiest trees I have ever cut.

have you ever cut off any of your fingers

[skrizach]

Nope, because I'm a safe sawyer and I make sure I always wear my PPE. Ear pro, eye pro, chaps, leather gloves, leather boots.
Also because I'm not a jackass and I keep proper control of my saw.

i had a dream that i shredded my arm and hand up real bad like with a razor it was bleeding like crazy and veins were sticking out and i was afraid i was going to die and i was begging for help

[skrizach]

It's okay buddy I'll save you! I know how to help. I will stabilize you hopefully.

i was afraid my head ws goign to explode which is p irrational when you really think about it

it would be awesome to cut through a fucking giant

i was surveying some cottage subdivisons for the manitoba government and most of it was cutting lines of trees for line of sight

no mountains in manitoba just alot of fucking swamps

[skrizach]

Still man, anytime you get to fell is a great time. Felling is probably my favorite thing to do.....ever.

[maks]

Still man, anytime you get to fell is a great time. Felling is probably my favorite thing to do.....ever.

don't tell your wife that

Still man, anytime you get to fell is a great time. Felling is probably my favorite thing to do.....ever.

felling is a great felling

[skrizach]

Hey girl I know you like riddles so I wore this shirt to tickle your brain.

downtown springfield?

yeah cutting trees down is fucking awesome and i love cutting pine trees cause they smell so good after

[skrizach]

Oh yeah man, and pines fell sooo nicely. You can basically put them anywhere you want with just a wedge or two.

you guys talk about trees like most guys talk about banging women

[skrizach]

You've clearly never fallen any trees before Cam. It's a completely different feeling than anything else.
Directionally falling a massive tree where you want it to go, when you want it to go, and the rushing as it drops and slams into the ground.
Unspeakable fun.

[plusle riot]

clicked on thread expecting some giving tree tattoos instead i find pics of you cutting the trees down you MONSTER

[Plug Drugs]

its amazing that someone posts here who actually does something physically productive with themselves

its amazing that someone posts here who actually does something physically productive with themselves

whats this even mean

[maks]

does that guy have a family circus tattoo

[plusle riot]

does that guy have a family circus tattoo

it's the Giving Tree, damn

[plusle riot]

did you not ever read it, it's a classic.

[maks]

did you not ever read it, it's a classic.

is that one of those dirk pitt novels

[Plug Drugs]

did you not ever read it, it's a classic.

I never studied the classics long,
I was too busy reading Plato, Gorgias, and Sextus Empiricus
(see what I did there?)

[plusle riot]

I never studied the classics long,
I was too busy reading Plato, Gorgias, and Sextus Empiricus
(see what I did there?)

i really don't give a shit seeing as i'm talking childrens books. i read Nietzsche, Marx, Dante, Gallileo and p much any other philosopher, astronomer, playwright in my teens. If your point was that you were reading those books at 6 yrs old well, just take a look at where you are now. a junkie ex-cart pusher at walmart. Genius.

i really don't give a shit seeing as i'm talking childrens books. i read Nietzsche, Marx, Dante, Gallileo and p much any other philosopher, astronomer, playwright in my teens. If your point was that you were reading those books at 6 yrs old well, just take a look at where you are now. a junkie ex-cart pusher at walmart. Genius.

surprisingly succinct