guys the impossible has happened

[plusle riot]

ok you might wanna wait for my bday when i go to new paltz to get all sorts of fucked up

[maks]

thank god I am way too drunk to drive but I don;t want tio aooear weak

[plusle riot]

thank god I am way too drunk to drive but I don;t want tio aooear weak

no worries i'm 3 bottles of wine in and not felling great

[jon]

abusing your mensa privilege (abusing a prescription drug)

[ascii_genitals]

what the fuck is there to do in new paltz

it's your birthday, go to the city or something like an adult

[plusle riot]

i go to the city everyday for work. for once i'd like to skip a commute and new paltz isn't bad. they have fishbowls at mcgillicuddys and over 400 beers at bacchus. got a beer passport i'm gonna get that free shirt

[ascii_genitals]

ok yeah that is reasonable

[skrizach]

WHAT

[maks]

ytmnsftaxachusetts

[skrizach]

ytmnsfmassholes

[Genital Doli]

Hitlers has a hernia

[maks]

stevey's not far either, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in a trenchcoat?

[Genital Doli]

FJS industries is branching out and now plans to break ramens ass licking monopoly

[skrizach]

glock glock stevey

[maks]

sucks for ramen licking butts is all she has

[jon]

now i am the reason why you will never make it out of garland alive

spoiler

now i am the reason why you will never make it out of garland alive

spoiler

I dare you to make it out of Garland alive.

[jon]

i moved to texas

[skrizach]

Whoa. How's Texas?

[Genital Doli]

[Genital Doli]

where in texas

[Plug Drugs]

"Heroin can be taken safely every day of your life; cannabis has more uses than a swiss army knife; and the coca plant is the most medicinal plant for human physiology known to medicine"

[Battery]

"Heroin can be taken safely every day of your life; cannabis has more uses than a swiss army knife; and the coca plant is the most medicinal plant for human physiology known to medicine"

heroin cannot be taken safely every day of your life

[Plug Drugs]

heroin cannot be taken safely every day of your life

lol it is next to impossible to overdose on heroin by itself. The average amount of depressant drugs involved in a lethal opiate/opioid overdose is 2.7; most of these were an opiate/opioid mixed with benzodiazepines (xanax, valium, klonopin) and alcohol.
Street heroin is often cut with other depressants to make it stronger, so you probably couldn't take as much of that as you wanted, but pure heroin is very difficult to overdose on unless you take an obscene amount (upwards of a gram) - for opiate addicts, studies have been performed to suggest that individuals with an opiate tolerance simply aren't able to overdose on an opiate by itself; they will start having grand mal seizrues before they ever get to the point where they stop breathing.

[Battery]

lol it is next to impossible to overdose on heroin by itself. The average amount of depressant drugs involved in a lethal opiate/opioid overdose is 2.7; most of these were an opiate/opioid mixed with benzodiazepines (xanax, valium, klonopin) and alcohol.
Street heroin is often cut with other depressants to make it stronger, so you probably couldn't take as much of that as you wanted, but pure heroin is very difficult to overdose on unless you take an obscene amount (upwards of a gram) - for opiate addicts, studies have been performed to suggest that individuals with an opiate tolerance simply aren't able to overdose on an opiate by itself; they will start having grand mal seizrues before they ever get to the point where they stop breathing.

well what did I tell you before about the problem with taking heroin or other opiate derivatives all the time?

[Plug Drugs]

well what did I tell you before about the problem with taking heroin or other opiate derivatives all the time?

what are you talking about?

[maks]

isn't that cute lisa thinks people listen to her

[Genital Doli]

In tihs thread, two pathetic (etym: Greek "pathos") retards (etym: French "retarder") argue about whos terible life choices were teh most terible

no one ever really wins