so drunk right now

[maks]

if I fucked a stripper my girlfriend would understand because at least she's hot but if I fucked a lisa my girl wouyld be all why would you cheat on me with some nasty disgusting skank

[Lisa]

if I fucked a stripper my girlfriend would understand because at least she's hot but if I fucked a lisa my girl wouyld be all why would you cheat on me with some nasty disgusting skank

Good thing you are reasonably content then and don't want to fuck a lisa

[maks]

holy fuck I wish I had beer someone bring me a 12 pk cube of guinness I;'ll driunk until lisa is interesting

[maks]

nobody fucks a lisa by choice they do it because they have no otyhert options

[Lisa]

Reasonably content maks surrounded by Lisas

[Lisa]

I'm everywhere maks

[maks]

every shitty girl who's at the bar every night, everyone over the age of 25 working at walmart or cumberland farms, every girl on adultfriendfinder.com looking for a sugar daddym, they;re all lisas. at least the cags are good looking and can take advantage iof rich worldly men but not lisas, lisas feed from the bottom of the barrekl

[Lisa]

My love will find you, sleep reasonably content in that knowledge my dearest maks

[Lisa]

I'm not on any dating sites looking for sugar daddy's, last time I was on a dating site was about 6 years ago and I was looking for a fuck

[maks]

shit I wonder iof the strip club is stioll open I could have a CAG TONIGHJT

[maks]

beats fucking a lisa that's for damn sure

[Lisa]

There's only one me maks and you've never fucked me

[maks]

There's only one me maks and you've never fucked me

no you're a type you're the last resort girl the one that guys hook up with when they're sick of being made fun of for being a virgin or if they're marriued and their wives aren;t particulriuly experimental and they're desperate to try anal

[Lisa]

no you're a type you're the last resort girl the one that guys hook up with when they're sick of being made fun of for being a virgin or if they're marriued and their wives aren;t particulriuly experimental and they're desperate to try anal

not really no lol

Is that meant to describe rootbeer?

[maks]

my girlfriend is a hot latina and she makes more money than me she is everything lisa isn't but I can't stop thinking about this girl at work ugh fuck committments I wish I could fuck anyone I wanted why do feeling have to be involved I don't want to hurt her when I ineviutably cheat on her but she knew the score when she signed up so why do I still fewel like it's my fault I don't wanna grow uop I'm a toys r us kid

my girlfriend is a hot latina and she makes more money than me she is everything lisa isn't but I can't stop thinking about this girl at work ugh fuck committments I wish I could fuck anyone I wanted why do feeling have to be involved I don't want to hurt her when I ineviutably cheat on her but she knew the score when she signed up so why do I still fewel like it's my fault I don't wanna grow uop I'm a toys r us kid

marks licks a mexican womans ass, now that's ironic as fuck

[Lisa]

Lisa

[Lisa]

Maks

[maks]

thats meant to describe every giuy you've gotten your claws into rootbeer is no exception

[Lisa]

thats meant to describe every giuy you've gotten your claws into rootbeer is no exception

Rootbeer was the only virgin... Since I was a teenager.

Doesn't describe anyone else

[maks]

Rootbeer was the only virgin... Since I was a teenager.

Doesn't describe anyone else

plug drugs

[Lisa]

plug drugs

What? LOL! I was never with plug drugs

[Lisa]

Maks is drunk and rambling about fucking a bunch of Lisas

[maks]

you would have been if he had the money to get down there and buy you an ipad

[Lisa]

you would have been if he had the money to get down there and buy you an ipad

Absolutely not.

[maks]

look who you're in love with now, me and dp, the two richest guys who still post here what a fucking coincidence

[Lisa]

look who you're in love with now, me and dp, the two richest guys who still post here what a fucking coincidence

LMAO!

[steveyos666]

you strung him along until you realized he was a broke ass crazy drug addict then you cut him loose (actually you recruited me to do it for you but that's splitting hairs) there's no doubt in my mind that if he had the money to travel to australia and buy you shit it would have take a lot longer for you to get tired of him

look who you're in love with now, me and dp, the two richest guys who still post here what a fucking coincidence

[steveyos666]

you would have been if he had the money to get down there and buy you an ipad

[Lisa]

And look I met rootbeer because we had been great friends for a while and thought it was worth giving it a go. Turns out it wasn't worth it but at least I found out.