cag's breaking all the avatars in the admin control panel,

[Lisa]

Why would it take you hours to install a skin?

Unless you were actually MAKING the skin from scratch

[Autistic Spectrum]

Why would it take you hours to install a skin?

lol it took the retardes here like 2 weeks to do it

[Autistic Spectrum]

vbulliten is a box of aids

[Lisa]

I'm much better at that stuff than you'll know

Normalising databases, now I don't even know what that is, what does that involve, is that just backing it up? What is "normalising a database"?

[jon]

http://www.bkent.net/Doc/simple5.htm

[Lisa]

So like getting rid of extra unecessay data that gets stored up and would make it all run slower because it has to process all this extra junk it doesn't need and simplify it to make it run smoother?

That looks realy boring and tedious, I think I would rather a punch in the face than to spend an afternoon doing that, plus it would take me a couple of days to learn how to do it properly without just hammering into it and breaking it. I don't know that shit and I couldn't do it, well I wouldn't want to do it. I like playing with colors and embedding things into forums, like tinychat or a chat box or aomethimg and just playing with the layout and stuff, anything beyond that aside from just basic functions of a forum I don't know and would be liable to break the forum by trying anyway even though I don't know what I'm doing. I've never done a computer course of any kind but I've been on forums for 15 years, well longer but I never had my own internet until I was 21 and I used to hack the EMINEM forum a lot but that was just because I lived in it for over a decade so I knew how to do some things the admin didn't, if I saw someone else hack I picked it up and just over the years I had accumulated so many various hacks that I could break the forum when I wanted, fix it again if I wanted, make a login page that actually worked when the admin couldn't get the login to fucking work and edit other people's topics and posts without an admin login but that was also because I got given a hack for that by the admin, well not so much given it as he posted it and no-one else figured out what it was he was posting and thought it was just spam but I cottoned on and was able to use it and then I told one other guy somhe could use it too, I would use it on trolls and spammers for fun to troll them and also just to like moderate a bit because there were no moderators and it was a more anything goes forum than even this one, but in a lot a ways it was a lot like this forum because it was so full of trolls especially in the end which is probably why I ended up staying here when it finally closed because this felt more like home to me than other forums thatnreally stiffled people. But I have no actual control in this forum like I did at EMINEM.COM, I wasnthe closest thing they had to a mod there and here has admins that actually know what they are doing a lot more than the EMINEM.COM admin did lol, like I don't know how to hack this forum and even if I did figure out a way eventually there are 4 admins and at least two of them know exactly what they are doing behind the admin panel and could fix it anyway and I wouldn't get away with it with brute force like I did there

[jon]

it's a design step where you choose the structure of your relationships such that the result is optimal query running times

it really has nothing to do with maintenance

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa think of it like this,
a many to one relationship is like when you(the ONE) suck your meth dealers dirty dick and he gives you a bunch of Meth (many meth) you get high and fucking tweak out and dye your hair pink

a many to many relationship is like when you give all your sexual partners herpes and then in turn give all there sxual parenters herpes

[Lisa]

Ok well thanks for trying to explain it to me I had wondered what it involved, I couldn't be bothered learning that ever thank god for people like you otherwise I couldn't give people like dp brain damage from making big long dribbly posts in a forum that actually works and runs smoothly and I had noticed you seem to have fixed it because it was starting to run shit there for a while and now it's smooth as a baby's bottom like magic but it was actually you doing all that tedious stuff that fixed it.

THANKS JON

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa i belive i explaiend it 1000 times better than jon in terms you could understand

[Autistic Spectrum]

jon's austic techno babble is so sexy cag just creams her pants when he drones on and on about database desgin

[Lisa]

i don't take meth and I don't have genital herpes

The corner of my mouth cracks once every few years because of cold sore virus (which yes technically is herpes) but that hasn't even happened since I used to smoke bongs, I smoke joints now and I was trying to remember the last time the corner of my mouth cracked and the last time I remember that happening was when I was with my x fiance and we both smoked and shared bongs a lot and that was like nearly a decade ago

i do not have sex with people for drugs, I smoke pot in joints and have been tested like everytime there was a chance I could have caught and STI mso fuckimg stop it, i'm not a herpe riddled meth whore, fuck off half-wit, go play with YOLO or somethimg at timmays forum

[Autistic Spectrum]

that's a one to many post, lisa you wrote many words to one person that is never going to read them

[Autistic Spectrum]

you need to noramlize your MIND bitch

[Lisa]

READ IT BITCH

[jon]

jon's austic techno babble is so sexy cag just creams her pants when he drones on and on about database desgin

actualization

[Lisa]

Lol that actually cuts him more than my rep does