we watched 'Troy' on dvd on the 60 inch TV

[maks]

every woman on the planet says she's on the pill barry

half of them "forget" to take a pill or two, then gg you're a dad

wisdom itt. listen to this man, tim.

[juji]

Why did you stop posting here since some weeks ago?

[juji]

General Doli had sex with Hitler and got pregnant, then What Stalin would do?

[Genital Doli]

General Doli had sex with Hitler and got pregnant, then What Stalin would do?

I am having Hitlers babey

i know that feel b

[timmy]

wisdom itt. listen to this man, tim.

i understand women lie all the time but hey this girl has to be in france for studies shes doing lots of uni work and her parents would probably disown her if she got pregnant to some chicken farmer in oz...

i know that feel b

yea first time u do it it ruins sex forever

[maks]

i understand women lie all the time but hey this girl has to be in france for studies shes doing lots of uni work and her parents would probably disown her if she got pregnant to some chicken farmer in oz...

I'm not even saying she's lying, maybe she forgot, maybe it just didn't work, etc. Don't put your life in the hands of someone you barely know.

[timmy]

but yea stupid of me to do that...

[timmy]

i literally had a nap for 3 hours and had a dream taht i had a child thanks to all you guys in this thread now im getting anxious

[plusle riot]

I'm not even saying she's lying, maybe she forgot, maybe it just didn't work, etc. Don't put your life in the hands of someone you barely know.

yeah, antibiotics are known to make the pill ineffective. although if i were Tim, i'd be more concerned with getting myself tested. banging foreign strangers unprotected is just asking for it. and asking them if they have anything before you slip it in doesn't count, tim.

[blumpkin blownuts]

"i want you to do it while you're inside me"
is what she said, and she was pretty firm about it. made me not want to and my dick was all desensitized from j/o too much anyway so it wasn't worth letting me fuck on her for an hour and finally it caused her to dump me
i probably dodged a bullet though this is the one who was half-itallian half-lebbo and her hairy pussy smelled like armpits. tasted like a regular pussy though

[maks]

"i want you to do it while you're inside me"
is what she said, and she was pretty firm about it. made me not want to and my dick was all desensitized from j/o too much anyway so it wasn't worth letting me fuck on her for an hour and finally it caused her to dump me
i probably dodged a bullet though this is the one who was half-itallian half-lebbo and her hairy pussy smelled like armpits. tasted like a regular pussy though

yeah I would have kicked her to the curb as soon as I shot my wad (on the sheets). you know a bit about my personality from having posted with me for so many years, the parts of my posting style where I don't respond well to demands and expect respect from the people I interact with are not gimmicks.

[blumpkin blownuts]

it's a fetish, and unfortunately it can be alot harder for fetishist to climax when not engaging in it

[blumpkin blownuts]

i have some pretty twisted fetishes myself, im trying to decide if i should elaborate

[rubycalaber]

i have some pretty twisted fetishes myself, im trying to decide if i should elaborate

you met up with ramen which is the sickest thing possible and we still like you so feel free to share

[Genital Doli]

i have some pretty twisted fetishes myself, im trying to decide if i should elaborate

literally no one cares dude lol

[maks]

I prefer she be on top if I'm drunk but that's a practical thing it doesn't turn me on any more or less than plain old sex

[maks]

"going out to meet a butt licker from the internet mom, don't wait up!"

[timmy]

im pretty sure my being a chicken farmer is enough motivation to take the pill

[maks]

worst case scenario you drive her down to the abortion clinic and vacuum that little fucker out of there

[timmy]

yea im sure she would rather that since shes on her way to becoming a much more successful person than me

[timmy]

doesnt having a disease mean it will look like somethings wrong with her area? it looked clean as heck perfect white skin

[plusle riot]

believe it or not tim, people with herpes don't always have weeping sores, they only occur on outbreaks. also some people don't actually have the virus but carry the germ which can be passed on. and hiv isn't physically visible.

[timmy]

well it might be a shock to you but i am a dumb ass

[timmy]

i was under the impression that herpes couldnt be transmitted without those sores being there, and that aids was only transmittable through bodily fluids

[plusle riot]

i was under the impression that herpes couldnt be transmitted without those sores being there, and that aids was only transmittable through bodily fluids

how do you think the vagina gets wet? jesus, tim. i gave you more credit than that.

[timmy]

maybe i wont go down on a fling ever again if thats the case

[rubycalaber]

tims dick hole is damaged

[maks]

i was under the impression that herpes couldnt be transmitted without those sores being there, and that aids was only transmittable through bodily fluids

it's easier to catch it if she's got an outbreak, but you can still catch it pretty much any time

it's nearly impossible for a man to catch aids from a woman but nearly impossible isn't good enough when you're dealing with something that can kill you

[plusle riot]

just go to one of those free clinics and get yourself tested, and for fuck's sake use a rubber next time.