Clarissa let's talk about where you're at in your life now

[TheLizardWhisperer]

cag I'm really tired I'm going to bed sorry you'll just have to be bored at jons work go flirt with his boss or something bye

[TheLizardWhisperer]

this was my latest attempt and making a witty meme I hope this trend takes off

[urkles girlfriend]

grossness images have now been blocked.

[urkles girlfriend]

Jon beat the time crisis game last night at dave and busters. This weekend we shall disc golf.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Did he roleplay and duck behind the machine while reloading?

[urkles girlfriend]

hahahah no

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Clarissa don't you get bored at home while Jon is at work? Do you piss on the rug so he'll spank you when he gets home?

[urkles girlfriend]

There is gym, there is netflix, and there is games. A
Also laundry. There is always laundry. :(

[urkles girlfriend]

Nawwwp

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Better do that fucking laundry. Also what games are you playing these days

[urkles girlfriend]

smite. jon is building my new gaming desktop so i can play fallout 4 in november.

[urkles girlfriend]

i want to buy jon some presents so i'll probably buy him some games or something.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Buy him ammo bitch

[urkles girlfriend]

I'll buy him another gun. He could always use another gun I suppose

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Consult with me on what to get him but not here our it won't be a surprise.

[urkles girlfriend]

just cus its so big and mean looking

[urkles girlfriend]

i want to get him the barret 50 caliber sniper rifle or the bmg i think its called. it would be neat to have one

[TheLizardWhisperer]

You don't have enough money lol

[urkles girlfriend]

and thats all im going to say about that.

[urkles girlfriend]

thats where you're wrong. ^_________________^

[TheLizardWhisperer]

How will you get to the gun store?

[urkles girlfriend]

anyone in texas can buy a gun. I'm buying a car in a couple weeks, I need to get a weapon to protect my car in case i accidently drive thru the ghetto and get attacked by a lisa or a deranged crackhead.

[urkles girlfriend]

you can buy guns online.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

You have to go to a store to pick them up.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Ok so you just need to find a private seller in Texas who is selling a Barrett, you have no idea where to even start.

[urkles girlfriend]

he bitches that 22 pistols have no stopping power and are only good for executing people and that i will probably have terrible aim.

[urkles girlfriend]

I was just kidding about the barret. i can buy him more practical guns. im buying a cheap 38 (or a 22 if i can convince jon to let me buy one)

[TheLizardWhisperer]

If you're bad at aiming it's his fault for not teaching you. Anyway coming back to my point: you are housebound Lmao you can't even go buy a gun

[urkles girlfriend]

If you're bad at aiming it's his fault for not teaching you. Anyway coming back to my point: you are housebound Lmao you can't even go buy a gun

I sold my chrysler sebring before i left. haven't bought another car yet because i haven't needed one.

[urkles girlfriend]

If you're bad at aiming it's his fault for not teaching you. Anyway coming back to my point: you are housebound Lmao you can't even go buy a gun

I sold my chrysler sebring before i left. haven't bought another car yet because i haven't needed one.