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    this was my latest attempt and making a witty meme I hope this trend takes off
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    cag I'm really tired I'm going to bed sorry you'll just have to be bored at jons work go flirt with his boss or something bye
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    grossness images have now been blocked.
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    #34
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    Jon beat the time crisis game last night at dave and busters. This weekend we shall disc golf.
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    Did he roleplay and duck behind the machine while reloading?
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    #36
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    hahahah no
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    Clarissa don't you get bored at home while Jon is at work? Do you piss on the rug so he'll spank you when he gets home?
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    #38
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    Nawwwp
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    #39
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    There is gym, there is netflix, and there is games. A
    Also laundry. There is always laundry. :(
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    Better do that fucking laundry. Also what games are you playing these days
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    #41
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    smite. jon is building my new gaming desktop so i can play fallout 4 in november.
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    #42
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    i want to buy jon some presents so i'll probably buy him some games or something.
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    Buy him ammo bitch
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    #44
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    I'll buy him another gun. He could always use another gun I suppose
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    Consult with me on what to get him but not here our it won't be a surprise.
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    #46
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    i want to get him the barret 50 caliber sniper rifle or the bmg i think its called. it would be neat to have one
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    #47
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    just cus its so big and mean looking
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    You don't have enough money lol
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    #49
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    thats where you're wrong. ^_________________^
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    #50
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    and thats all im going to say about that.
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    How will you get to the gun store?
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    #52
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    you can buy guns online.
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    You have to go to a store to pick them up.
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    #54
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    anyone in texas can buy a gun. I'm buying a car in a couple weeks, I need to get a weapon to protect my car in case i accidently drive thru the ghetto and get attacked by a lisa or a deranged crackhead.
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    Ok so you just need to find a private seller in Texas who is selling a Barrett, you have no idea where to even start.
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    #56
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    I was just kidding about the barret. i can buy him more practical guns. im buying a cheap 38 (or a 22 if i can convince jon to let me buy one)
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    #57
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    he bitches that 22 pistols have no stopping power and are only good for executing people and that i will probably have terrible aim.
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    If you're bad at aiming it's his fault for not teaching you. Anyway coming back to my point: you are housebound Lmao you can't even go buy a gun
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer View Post
    If you're bad at aiming it's his fault for not teaching you. Anyway coming back to my point: you are housebound Lmao you can't even go buy a gun
    I sold my chrysler sebring before i left. haven't bought another car yet because i haven't needed one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer View Post
    If you're bad at aiming it's his fault for not teaching you. Anyway coming back to my point: you are housebound Lmao you can't even go buy a gun
    I sold my chrysler sebring before i left. haven't bought another car yet because i haven't needed one.
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