Mr. Jon SUX

[Nuffy]

He's doing a cover of a popular song... Hip Hop by Dead Prez... and its synced perfectly.

[urkles girlfriend]

Well you didn't do it justice.

[Mr. Jon]

Well you didn't do it justice.

Your nipples don't do your breasts justice. So we're even.

He's a fucking retard, I hate him, I'm going to kill him.

[urkles girlfriend]

He's a fucking retard, I hate him, I'm going to kill him.

Wish I could dig a burmese tiger pit and flank him in with hounds

[Mr. Jon]

Wish I could dig a burmese tiger pit and flank him in with hounds

Why?

[urkles girlfriend]

Why?

because it would be funny if you fell on a spike. ^_^

[Mr. Jon]

because it would be funny if you fell on a spike. ^_^

Why do you feel that way?

[urkles girlfriend]

It was so mediocre that it just sounded like he was using the beat.

[Mr. Jon]

Rap judge over here, look out.

i didn't even watch it and never will

I promised ruby I'd only use my toxic powers for good

So I will

I'll kill this guy, that'll be good

[urkles girlfriend]

QUICK ANSWER
A Burmese tiger pit is a trap for hunting dangerous predators. It is made by digging a deep pit in the ground and planting sharp stakes pointed upwards from the bottom. With foliage to camouflage the pit, hunters lure their prey to it. Military warfare also uses similar tactics.

[urkles girlfriend]

just imagine if the spike went through your face, you try screaming for help but can't

[Nuffy]

You're a twisted little cookie aren't you?

[Mr. Jon]

That's not funny at all. Why would you wish death on me?

I'm also curious why you spent hours posting here last night and are waking up posting... something isn't right and I'm worried about you

[urkles girlfriend]

That's not funny at all. Why would you wish death on me?

I'm also curious why you spent hours posting here last night and are waking up posting... something isn't right and I'm worried about you

I wouldn't wish death upon you as I don't hate anyone. ^_^

[urkles girlfriend]

I'd still murder you though if I could get away with it. You dont have to hate someone to murder them.

[Nuffy]

Her boyfriend runs this place.

And apparently she hands out coffees, breakfast, and blow jobs like hotcakes.

She wins in my opinion. Puffy nips or not.

[Mr. Jon]

I just want her to be happy.

I just want her to be happy.

FUCK OFF

[Mr. Jon]

I'm just trying to fit him into the picture here because he's been MIA

[urkles girlfriend]

I just want you to be dead :P

[Nuffy]

I just want you to be dead :P

Like your mom? That you never got to say goodbye to?


Did that cross a line?

[Mr. Jon]

Like your mom? That you never got to say goodbye to?


Did that cross a line?

I got a fucking bone to pick with you after that one.. How fucking DARE you, sir. How fucking dare.

I got a fucking bone to pick with you after that one.. How fucking DARE you, sir. How fucking dare.

FUCK OFF

[Mr. Jon]

FUCK OFF

You tell me to fuck off another 75 or 80 times and I'll get fucking UPSET

[urkles girlfriend]

Like your mom? That you never got to say goodbye to?


Did that cross a line?

lol no. I've been getting shit about my dead mom at this forum for the last couple years. I'm used to it. I'm pretty sure the ghost of my dead mom haunts this forum

Fuck off back to SM and get your rep

You repulse me in every single way

Last warning.

[Mr. Jon]

Wait.. all these FUCK OFF's were actually warnings and not requests? What lies in store for Mr. Jon>??