lmao mother of the year award

[urkles girlfriend]

i cant believe you actually have that saved

[urkles girlfriend]

Also didnt send shit to whoever that was in the screen shot. I dont think i hate iggy enough to do that.

[urkles girlfriend]

Would be weird sending her boob pics to her sons friend

[Wendy <3]

and here's the best pic i could find just to be fair. lisa is older and still looks younger than iggy, tho in my honest opinion

Did you once have a crush on the lizard lady like you have with lisa now?

[urkles girlfriend]

Did you once have a crush on the lizard lady like you have with lisa now?

No. Shes got bad boob acne and though i maay have accidentally ate bad fish in my day, i only like dick. Therr is no substitute for a man.

[urkles girlfriend]

She also appears to have scoliosis or a hunch back or something

[urkles girlfriend]

I might have accidentally eaten some pussy of a really nasty chick with a loose butthole back in 2012. The loose butthole is all i remember

I might have accidentally eaten some pussy of a really nasty chick with a loose butthole back in 2012. The loose butthole is all i remember

Gross.

I never speak of the nasty bitches I've fucked. I've had some very very nice ones though that I'm happy to brag about.

By the way

Iggy is like a decade older than me

But she's a fuckhead and IDGAF

[steveyos]

wow I thought you were older than her, all you did was give her a gigantic compliment lmao

[steveyos]

the funniest thing is bgd trying to fit in, I read his first post and laughed too hard to read the others he really laid it in on me and really knows what's going on!

[steveyos]

cag you're not a lizard!!!!! I'm fat!!!!!

[jessieQ]

No comprehendo

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

cag you're not a lizard!!!!! I'm fat!!!!!

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