Poetry Thread

[maks]

Your skills have weakened but mine have grown stronger, I'm confident we could make it work and even if no thread results from it I totally want to fuck iwc whether you're involved or not so please either shit or get off the pot


submitted for your approval, proof that I have grown as a photoshopper












I made like 800 of those but the rest are complete shit

[maks]

dis titty game ridiculous

hey me and alsto are going to spitroast you and make a thread about it, ok?

[maks]

fucking double posts fucking shitty hosting package goddamn it ruby

[Alsto]

[Alsto]

she down...

[maks]

I tried to arbeu Syndrome steve lamphier but I couldn't get the beard right and you weren't even around to praise my effort so I took a shit on it and did m0nde instead

[Alsto]

looks great, good job...

[maks]

finally the recognition I deserve

[plusle riot]

hey me and alsto are going to spitroast you and make a thread about it, ok?

just make sure you post about how punk fucking rock my pussy smells

she down...

.

[maks]

just make sure you post about how punk fucking rock my pussy smells

It's funny that you mention that because I've recently discovered how to make a thread that is scratch and sniff

[Alsto]

dat stank dank, top rank...

[maks]

bottle it and wear it like fucking cologne ungh so fragrant

[Alsto]

[maks]

iwc I'm going to need you to squat over this funnel for a bit, tia

[plusle riot]

im going to need you to hold this funnel with your teeth pls and ty~

[maks]

fuck the funnel, lets go with some good old fashioned face sitting, I want to make m0nde jealous

[plusle riot]

[maks]

I'm not sure where to go from here without crossing the line from funny into creepy territory so why don't you just post tits and we'll enjoy that and sit quietly for a while to contemplate them

[Alsto]

titz...

[plusle riot]

tap dancing in a minefield

[maks]

SHUT UP AND SHOW US YOUR BOOBIES DAMMIT

[Alsto]

be polite, maybe we see tonight...

[plusle riot]

here's my boobz. don't hit on me silly boys~

[Alsto]

we want to see your crumpets, not those trumpets...

[maks]

THE TIME FOR POLITENESS IS OVER NOW IS THE TIME FOR RAPE

[plusle riot]

oh g-d i'm all out of rapex

[maks]

I've got your rapex right here!

(if you missed the implication I was referring to my penis)

[plusle riot]

help me settle an argument from earlier this evening. somehow i got talking about rapex and my bro was like "those are illegal to use in the states, theyre made for countries like south africa where rape is rampant" and i was like "uh well rape is fucking illegal here too you dumbshit". is rapex illegal here though?

[Alsto]

don't think they would care if it actually stopped a rape...

[maks]

help me settle an argument from earlier this evening. somehow i got talking about rapex and my bro was like "those are illegal to use in the states, theyre made for countries like south africa where rape is rampant" and i was like "uh well rape is fucking illegal here too you dumbshit". is rapex illegal here though?

that's a good question, probably depends on the judge because it could technically be considered a concealed weapon