A Fool and his money

[stevеyos]

btw shoutouts to uofcagfan for making this thread and getting me a donation out of it lol I like how the lizards try so hard to get me and then I either get something out of it or they just look stupid this is a double whammy I mean boy look at me I got trolled by teh lizards yet again and for good reason too I mean look at how much I interact with them and troll them and stuff like all day every day right anyway the point is thanks lizards for bringing me constant entertainment and, now, apparently, money lol

[stevеyos]

how about you make a thread and get me a girlfriend already I couldn't get money from fucking anybody until this thread you're like my magical lizard btw when I say girlfriend I totally mean a trap

[Desolation]

technically cag has less assets than stevey since her life connection is completely based on making sure jon's coffee has enough creamer in it otherwise she'd be knocking on your van door for a place to crash.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I want to fuck cag while she's on the rag then stick my bloodied dick on her face and make some marks then take a photo and call it art.

[stevеyos]

cag's literally too lazy for me lol she's programmed in her dna to stay in one location and just sit there until she dies she can't even comprehend wanting to travel and do shit other than someone's laundry it's not even just her face it's everything about her that'd keep me from wanting anything to do with her yeah her shit is very sad to me but 99.99999% of humans are exactly like that I'm probably the only person here who wants to parkour over every mountain then stack them on each other to make it even more of a challenge but hey whatever,


it's time for the good news,



ruby just bought me san andreas ^_____^

[stevеyos]

how does that make you feel uofcagfan that not only am I getting money on that gofundme page but for ruby's birthday he bought me a game? hauehehaueheueheiehiuiuihiuiuhiuhiuhiuhuihihihuiuhiuhiuhuihihuih

[stevеyos]

I wish that fucking faggot woudl caps lock is on caps lock caps lock COME ON THERE WE GO I AHD TO CLICK OUT OF TAPATALK THEN BACK INTO IT LOL K ANYWAY NEVERIND MONW I DONT' EVEN WANNA POSTCAUSE I FUCKING WANT WINDOWS 10 SO BAD

[stevеyos]

at least you can rest easy knowing that no matter how insulated my van is I'm still using a hisense chromebook and still have all android mobile devices there's no windows 10 anywhere near me and it's literallly driving me fucking nuts so you lizards can rest comfortably on taht heat rock

[stevеyos]

rootbeer should also rest easy thinking I'm wastin gmy money on shit lol I coulda gotten several windows 10 $150 laptops already but I have to spend my money on gas, healhty food, not freezing to death, if my health wasn't so fucked hell yes I'd have bought a windows10book already, fuck I want a windows10book how about one of you buy me it as an early xmas present you see then I can have this chromebook running perk.tv 24/7 it's already almost paid for itself running perk.tv anyway th epiont is I'm just bored and typing words none of this has any meaning I don't even remmber what I Typed and this is how it always is and then next thing I know I got a bunch of people mad at me I love it I love you all

[stevеyos]

now if you'll excuse me I"m gonna go hang out with my two nieces I woudln't even be in rhode island still if not for them but because in relaity I'm the greatest prson of all tiem I'm puttin g my own life at risk for the sake of two children that ain't even miiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeeeeeee what do you do that's good in your lizard lives what do the lizards do that's good uofcagfan why don't you tell us all how you and your fellow lizards are better than me or even plug drugs?

[stevеyos]

also I combined 12% and 6% nicotine juice to maek 9% it's two different flaovrs from two different companies but I can't taste shit so idk if it tastes good or bad or what that's a good thing I like having no senses so I dont' have to smell all this lizard SHIT had to hold shift to type that in all caps I'm fucking done now I like to post until I hate this fuckng google shit so bad that I leave my coptuea alone th rest of the day if I had windows 10 I woudln't be al eto sotp posting so this is actually a good thing lmao

[stevеyos]

actually if I had windows 10 I'd at least be able to play happy wheels holy shit this chromebook seriously I can't even fucking play happy wheels and fuck I wanna play wolf's dungeon again so bad too I miss the fuck outta that but here I am trying to play real life not wasting my money ROOTEER

[stevеyos]

I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT GOES ON ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN I CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE ON INTERNET SAY ABOUT ME I CARE ABOUT EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG caps lock worked finally

[stevеyos]

if cag doesn't leave jon for me I'm going to honestly kill myself no joke or gimmick I'm completely serious

[stevеyos]

you know I just thought of something cag literally wants to live like a lizard holy shit lmfao jon's apartment is her herpateraium and she keeps her life to extremely simple daily tasks wow yikes

[stevеyos]

don't we literally have a small part of our brain that's part lizard too I wonder if the lizards just all have that part of their brain full size and the human brain part is small

its probably not actually lizard, just ancient

[stevеyos]

primitive minded (parody of criminal minded)

[stevеyos]

there's two good things about this chroembook 1. after installing a plugin to make the screen not turn off lol holy shit google but yeah after doign that I can run perk.tv it's doing a great job at that it's not fucking up like on android and also the other good thing is I just came out ot my van and brough ti tou there to charge in my van and it's raining and I just walked right in the rain with it not evne closed and couldn't give a fuck less that's the best part is I don't care if it breaks so I can just use it hwoever I want and it's great becuase I can' tuse it however I want becuase it doesn't fuckin g do anything but at least it makes me money

[Wendy <3]

I thought cag and jazz were the same person and now im finding out that's not true?

[Desolation]

stevey pretty much just deleted his haters in like 4 posts

god troll

[cag]

failure to report income to social services

[cag]

if cag doesn't leave jon for me I'm going to honestly kill myself no joke or gimmick I'm completely serious

Wellness Check time, concerns about potential placing his nieces in harms way

[cag]

stevey pretty much just deleted his haters in like 4 posts

god troll

Incarceration will provide him 3 hots and a warm cot during the winter while awaiting a court ordered psychiatric evaluation

http://dreamhack.se/dhw15/2015/11/28...oday-at-dhw15/
https://twitter.com/EternaLEnVy1991/...57853254930433
https://twitter.com/thenivkh/status/670658457679364096
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comme...and_he/cxfr471

[Desolation]

kelly monkies elllleeegggiiigggglleeee

[Wendy <3]

Please don't go to jail steveyos

[maks]

someone please herp stompleb