post your mental illness itt

[maks]

dughghghg im IT guy im super smart duhghghu

you won't risk being exposed as dumber by going up against me in a fair intellectual competition, so for now I'll just have to continue assuming your dumb as shit

Alpha male on an internet forum.... lmao

Paulreubens is the alpha male of this forum

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the job he told everyone he got after losing his last job turned out to actually just be working for his friend, and his friend never actually got around to setting up work for him
he likes to brag about how important he is and how much money he makes so i'm sure his next post will be something like 'blah blah i make $80 an hour' like a snobby sleazebag

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face it old timer, the youngins are surpassing you and youre too old to learn new tricks

ANYWAYS.... whats crackalackin on your side of the world babe?

ANYWAYS.... whats crackalackin on your side of the world babe?

I'm sucking lollipops and hanging out with Donny on cam and watching tv and posting all at the same time. I'm alpha like that.

How is your ass feeling?

you just waking up for a bowl of mashys and a quick wank before work?

[maks]

claculate how easily you could get out of your grandma's rumpus room if this was your checking account and copy paste a wikipedia article about it

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ive also read most of nietzsche's works when i was like 17-18 except for the will to power and never finished birth of tragedy or the gay science
i'm a little rusty on him but i certainly know more than reading a few wikipedia articles

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im an IT guy and i [used to] make like 200 dollars an hour blahabgbalbalabrg

[maks]

why learn an actual skill or make any sort of positive change that would enhance my life or the lives of those around me when it's so much easier to brag that I know who tycho brahe is on the internet

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If reading up on calculus and theoretical physics isn't good enough to be reading I don't know what is you make it sound like i'm jerking off to Ted talks

[maks]

If reading up on calculus and theoretical physics isn't good enough to be reading I don't know what is you make it sound like i'm jerking off to Ted talks

so how's the job hunt going, are the calculus and theoretical physics factories hiring?

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sweet, marks doesnt know calculus, i officially have something i can just scare him away with now
yeah thats right, he only got a 2 year degree to be an IT guy.. im pretty sure hes been jobless since 2013 as well

[maks]

explain to me how reading the wikipedia article about calculus is good for things other than bragging about reading the wikipedia article about calculus

[maks]

what have you calculated lately how has reading the wikipedia article about calculus enhanced your life

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marks i know how to do differentiation and inverse differentiation (aka integration) actually using infinitesimals like youre supposed to know how to do when you finish calc, and not just memorizing tricks for finding derivatives like you would end up doing if you tried taking calc 1

[maks]

marks i know how to do differentiation and inverse differentiation (aka integration) actually using infinitesimals like youre supposed to know how to do when you finish calc, and not just memorizing tricks for finding derivatives like you would end up doing if you tried taking calc 1

apparently you never learned to answer a question. what fucking good has it done you? if you're so smart, and have so many useful skills, why are you a fat unemployed drug addict living in his grandma's rumpus room, and if I'm inferior to you why is it I managed to make a life for myself and support myself financially like almost every other adult on the planet while you're a fat unemployed drug addict living in his grandma's rumpus room?

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apparently you never learned to answer a question. what fucking good has it done you? if you're so smart, and have so many useful skills, why are you a fat unemployed drug addict living in his grandma's rumpus room, and if I'm inferior to you why is it I managed to make a life for myself and support myself financially like almost every other adult on the planet while you're a fat unemployed drug addict living in his grandma's rumpus room?

I'm collecting volumes of the mind; you're collecting douchebrag-rights

[maks]

I'm collecting volumes of the mind; you're collecting douchebrag-rights

You're a manchild who reads up on pseudo intellectual bullshit because you need to pretend you're not the very bottom of society's barrel to keep the depression from killing you

lol lisa im not even going to entertain this beta male, not worth my time

lol lisa im not even going to entertain this beta male, not worth my time

That's ok, since dp left you are by far the alpha male, also hottest male poster .... next to me of course because I'm pretty damn alpha and a hot male even without a penis

its ok surgery date is probably feb 2, in house for 6 weeks then rehab for 4 more then home hopefully

its ok surgery date is probably feb 2, in house for 6 weeks then rehab for 4 more then home hopefully

Oh good. I'm glad they can operate, I sincerely and really really hope it goes well and you recover well. I mean you're young and hot and stuff, if anyone is going to be in those odds of surviving it it HAS to be you.

[Wendy <3]

RIP garfield

[maks]

you're worse than someone who went to college for an insane subject like women's studies or history of french poetry, at least they have a degree in something, you're just a hobbiest with the stupidest hobby ever

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Here.. pretty basic calculus problem. If you want to find the slope of the tangent line at a point on the curve y=x^2, we can pretend the tangent line touches two points on the curve an infinitesimal distance apart.

Slope = Rise / Run
the 'run' is infinitesimal, which we will represent with the variable 'h'

Rise = (x+h)^2 - x^2


x^2 + h^2 + 2xh + -x^2
h


simplify this to 2x+h or just 2x, which is the derivative of y=x^2, giving us the slope of the tangent line at any given point on the curve y=x^2

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Even something as simple as that is probably over your head though

You'd probably just memorize (n)x^n-1 as a trick for finding a derivative, and get mad at your teacher for explaining why that actually works

[maks]

whatever understanding of calculus you believe you have is about as useful to you as the star wars blog admin who knows darth vader's birthdate

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whatever understanding of calculus you believe you have is about as useful to you as the star wars blog admin who knows darth vader's birthdate

I just told you I know differentiation and integration; I also know implicit differentiation and a little multivariable differentiation/integration
Calculus doesn't really have too many practical applications for your average person but it does help a person have a broader understanding of mathematics in general. If you don't want to let that part of your brain get dusty and full of farts

Are you wanting me to write out sample problems or something? You're just going to accuse me of copy pasting - I can't beat you, you're like cancer, you'll just keep coming back with more asinine responses