ok i'm off to bed

[Chronic Munchies]

sleep well, dreamland is the only place safe from dragons (i hope)

my mom works at the resort and could probably do soemthing to help me but i dont want to ask my mom cause thats gay.

[maks]

my mom works at the resort and could probably do soemthing to help me but i dont want to ask my mom cause thats gay.

"Hi my name is Mrs. Camoron and my widdle baby-waby has a cwush on you! isn't dat sweeeet?" Do not do this.

"Hi my name is Camoron and my mom asked me to bring this thing to her and meet her here right where you're taking your break. she'll be here in 20 minutes. lets go in the coatroom and fuck" do this

[plusle riot]

i mean you're experienced, you've got it int he bag, totes.

[plusle riot]

NOW GO GET HER TIGER!

[plusle riot]

ask your mom if there's any janitor spots open, you're totally qualified

ask your mom if there's any janitor spots open, you're totally qualified

that hurts

i havent been a practitioner of the custodial arts for almost 5 years lol

I will have my bachelors degree soon

maybe ill just be gay. talking about this with tim. i will choose to be gay then tlel all the other gays that yes, in fact it is a choice.

[plusle riot]

ya tim is the man to get girl advice from seeing as how he is so successful in wooing subjects of the opposite gender. try carving her name into your skin and if that doesn't work, throw a hissyfit at one of her banquets.

ya tim is the man to get girl advice from seeing as how he is so successful in wooing subjects of the opposite gender. try carving her name into your skin and if that doesn't work, throw a hissyfit at one of her banquets.

I wasnt tlaking about her with him. I was just talking about how cool it would be to be gay. Unironically. It would be pretty fabulous.

[maks]

gays (and girls) have it easy because it's always possible to find a man who wants to fuck, no matter what

[plusle riot]

that much is true though most don't meet standards (personally)

[maks]

that much is true though most don't meet standards (personally)

the ones who do still want to fuck but they're not as up front about it

I want to be gay without the gay stuff

[maks]

I want to be gay without the gay stuff

that's called every 17-19 year old who has ever bought axe fucking body spray

i want to jerk of with another guy, emotionally though i mean, not like actual jerking off

[plusle riot]

i fucking loved the axe downpour mint shampoo and then they discontinued it. WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT

[maks]

because perfume is for girls?

[plusle riot]

pls peppermint is not a perfume. it was minty as fuck and i can on;y oreder it on amazon now for twice the price

i boguht some axe shampoo once but i didnt like what it did to my hair. ill stick with pantine.

[blumpkin blownuts]

american crew conditioner is very strong mint

[Lisa Claus]

well my turn to turn in

I am sad about Plug Drugs today

I just want to cuddle him