A BRAND NEW PODCAST SERIES! The Teknorat & Ruby Show! Episode 1!

[steveyos]

"im listening to you talk about how you finger your ass" - Max Goldberg, CEO of YTMND.com



any other time this would be a joke quote, it's a fuxcking real quote.

[steveyos]

I'll join you soon ruby in fact we'll do a test run I wanna see if I can do this while out in the woods until I buy a house

[steveyos]

maybe the test run will turn into the real thing it depends rhode island sucks there's no where I can go to scream nigger without getting kicked out but there's this cemetery across the street from a school with a school a tiny bit down the road I think I'll be able to go there and not get kicked out and I'll be relaxing by a pond and trees it's a real nice place to scream nigger for an hour IF I have a good enough connection and it can't waste all my data I need to listen to slacker radio

[Lisa Claus]

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............... if you could only see my face while I'm listening to this... a mixture of horror and disgust and confusion.

[Autistic Spectrum]

uou should have let ruby interview you about your rape/abortion, you fucked up again lisa, can yo do anything right

[Autistic Spectrum]

I'll join you soon ruby in fact we'll do a test run I wanna see if I can do this while out in the woods until I buy a house

are you living in the woods right now stevey, are you stealing wifi from park rangers??

[Lisa Claus]

uou should have let ruby interview you about your rape/abortion, you fucked up again lisa, can yo do anything right

no

I dodged a bullet

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa i will do a half an hour podcast with you, we can work though alot of your problems , hit me up a time when you can do it, i am free tommorw for a coupel hours

[Lisa Claus]

lisa i will do a half an hour podcast with you, we can work though alot of your problems , hit me up a time when you can do it, i am free tommorw for a coupel hours

I don't think you are a good person and I will not play with you

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am not a good person lisa, i'm the best person , tommorw it is then

[blumpkin blownuts]

lisa i'm the only person who's offered to help you while wanting nothing in return
let's have a therapy session, just you and me, recorded for posterity

[Autistic Spectrum]

bob can be our speical guest, hes a medical docgtor

[Autistic Spectrum]

The lisa hour, with your host, Autism

[steveyos]

matt I tried with her too, hell I was gonna let her post at fjs and ban anyone who said anything mean to her

but she's not into that, you know it, I know it, both of us want to be super heroes but we can't change everything

[Lisa Claus]

[blumpkin blownuts]

She needs more than therapy. I wanna chain her down, dose her up with scopolamine & hyoscyamine and give her ECT's

[blumpkin blownuts]

[Genital Doli]

Oh fuck yes. I just wanked one off.

[Lisa Claus]

This podcast is probably the worst thing I've ever listened to in my life.

I'm going to go listen to the next one now.

[steveyos]

This podcast is probably the worst thing I've ever listened to in my life.

I'm going to go listen to the next one now.

wait until you hear eminem, now that is noise pollution

[Autistic Spectrum]

ruby having to sticky his own threads,,, you really are spsonsered by fjs,,

[rubycalaber]

I tried to sticky your thread too but... well...

[Autistic Spectrum]

that happens if lisa posts in a thread

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa's baby haunts it and you can't do anything but runnnn

i broke my dick or something

i downloaded thse to listen to in my car while i drive to and from work the only place i ever drive to by my self. so ill probably finish these a little closer to the end of 2014 ill let you know what i think then.