post your sexy fantasies itt

[Autistic Spectrum]

i M GaY

[Genital Doli]

Hmm well i had something happen once that was pretty awesome, i mean ive had a lot of great sex with every size and shape of woman you can imagind cause i'll fuck anything but this one night:

I was at this guy named Jon's house and he was a liberteen well im fucking this duckgirl (thats what we called sluts in our local scene cause they all fucked so much they kinda waddled) and she was riding me when Jon's sister came in and was like hey i want that guys dick duckgirl gtfo him, so duckgirl gets up and froggy (jons sisters nickname) yanked the rubber i had on off and jumped on me raw dog. her pussy was like 100000000 times tighter and i came in like 2 mins, she was like ok now youre gonna clean my pussy and she rode my face for awhile which made my dick hard again and she fucked me a second time that lasted a lot longer.

got damned i wish i had that on video

froggy and duck

[Genital Doli]

Froggy, and the DUck 91.7 The Wham FM

[Genital Doli]

That story, which I just now let my eyes glaze over, si porbably hte bigest load of bulshit ive ever read btw lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

i my town we called slut's, whores,

[Genital Doli]

Duckgirls, we call em that cuz we liek to fuck ducks ahahahah, damn thats how we roll in ytmnsfw, no fuceking limits bitch

[skrizach]

so your fantasy is to suck your own semen out of some skanks vagina

owned

[Autistic Spectrum]

Whatever dude I was there, shitty part to that story but its not related to the thread:

She got preggers from going raw dog with me and i had to cop half teh moneys to kill teh babby

fucking baby killer, say hi to lisa in hell for me,

[skrizach]

Whatever dude I was there, shitty part to that story but its not related to the thread:

She got preggers from going raw dog with me and i had to cop half teh moneys to kill teh babby

spoiler alert her name wasn't froggy it was lisa

[skrizach]

Whatever dude I was there, shitty part to that story but its not related to the thread:

She got preggers from going raw dog with me and i had to cop half teh moneys to kill teh babby

to be fair none of the story is related to the thread because according to you this story is a real thing that happened and not a fantasy of yours.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cody "snowball" obarorone

[Genital Doli]

Codey ate the stickey white stuff out of a girls vagina, if uthink about it, thata not rly any different then rubey sucking his own dick. codey sucked his own dck

[plusle riot]

i love imaginging scenarios where me and a girl are basically forced to be together by circumstance, like a plane crash on a deert island or alien abduction, stuff like that, what gets you hot?

in 6th grade after terminator 2 came out, i'd fantasize about being trapped in my classroom alone with the cop terminator out in the corridor battling it out with arnie; meanwhile edward furlong would come in and rescue me and we'd end up getting it on in the toilet block. i've never had a very good imagination ;_;

[skrizach]

sucking your own cum out of a girl works just like sucking snake venom out out a bite: it doesn't solve the problem

[Autistic Spectrum]

wanted to fuck han solo when i was a kid pretty bad, he would pull out his blaster, then i would pull out mine,,,

[plusle riot]

hand solo

[Autistic Spectrum]

i really want to see wookie porn 2 people in wookie suit's fucking maknig all the wookie nosies, i google it every once and a while for years, and still nothing,,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

and it's not like i can't affored to rent a couple wookie suits and get a craigslist prostutite, but god dammit i just can't make wookie nosieisessiss s

[Autistic Spectrum]

also want to bang an acutal downs syndorme chick for pretty much the same reason just for the sounds, will settle for a deaf mute as well, laides hit me up via the pm system, if you wanna make a youung mans dream come true,,

[skrizach]

you missed the whole point of that dumbass so let me break it down child style:

i busted my nut too fast and she wasnt happy so she rode my face till i was ready to fuck again.

get it now?

Yes, I get it. You prematurely ejaculated.

[skrizach]

there was another bitch riding my dick for like 20 mins before she got on, id like to see you do better.

so now you're finally sharing your fantasy.

[plusle riot]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of..._United_States

[plusle riot]

codey's really grasping at straws here

[plusle riot]

don't you have a house to paint or something hurr

[always stevey]

now this 26 year old girl wants me to father a baby for her I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!

theres some hilarious people on cl

wHat?

[skrizach]

so you mean some random crazy person on craigslist wants anyone to impregnate her.

saying that "this 26 year old girl wants me to father a baby for her" is patently false since she didn't ask you directly, she asked the entirety of craigslist.

[always stevey]

She's most def an uggo if she's looking for steeds on craigslist.

[always stevey]

Knocked Up must be here favorite movie.

[always stevey]

She's obviously high on butane.

[plusle riot]

how much child support can one handle on a 24k annual salary