Mike stays up for 2 days and cracks string theory lol

[Plug Drugs]

just like me he hasnt accomplished anything special academically so he feels bad but he actually goes out of his way to trick poeple into thinking hes smart just because he feels so bad about not making anything of himself...

hes living a lie...

he literally is feeling so bad about being a dumbass that he has to troll dumber people into believing hes smart

also barry i used to get perfect scores on standardized tests
during sophomore year i was flunking every single class from skipping to do drugs, then in the last week of the semester i bought a bottle of speed from my friend, did all the homework and tests i missed in one week and got As in every class, haha. i can do drugs and be intelligent with no conflict between the two, jealous?

that year i also got a perfect score on this writing test only 6 other kids in the state got

i guess i'm just a misunderstood super genius ='(

also barry i used to get perfect scores on standardized tests
during sophomore year i was flunking every single class from skipping to do drugs, then in the last week of the semester i bought a bottle of speed from my friend, did all the homework and tests i missed in one week and got As in every class, haha. i can do drugs and be intelligent with no conflict between the two, jealous?

that year i also got a perfect score on this writing test only 6 other kids in the state got

i guess i'm just a misunderstood super genius ='(

you obviously have mental problems, guy get some steveyos styel!

[Autistic Spectrum]

[rubycalaber]

this happened in the chair and at the desk I am sitting in right now, just like all the other most important moments of my life

[timmy]

this happened in the chair and at the desk I am sitting in right now, just like all the other most important moments of my life

stop, right now

[rubycalaber]

large hadron colider posting > crack house posting > shed posting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lizard den posting

[jon]

the instrument used to measure the phenomenon influences the thing being measured

particles are waves there are no waves if you touch the fingertips of god then they touch back 420 blaze it faggot

man i would love to see the abortion u 2 could come up with

[rubycalaber]

I remember when I was like 16 I consciously stopped lying to myself that I was the smartest person I know and all that bullshit and admitted to myself I don't know shit since I dropped out of highschool when I was 11 and it was like this great weight had been lifted off of me that I no longer had to rationalize every moment I'd ever gotten anything wrong and could accept help from others and I grew as a person that day

I remember when I was like 16 I consciously stopped lying to myself that I was the smartest person I know and all that bullshit and admitted to myself I don't know shit since I dropped out of highschool when I was 11 and it was like this great weight had been lifted off of me that I no longer had to rationalize every moment I'd ever gotten anything wrong and could accept help from others and I grew as a person that day

so that was like last week?

[jon]

I remember when I was like 16 I consciously stopped lying to myself that I was the smartest person I know and all that bullshit and admitted to myself I don't know shit since I dropped out of highschool when I was 11 and it was like this great weight had been lifted off of me that I no longer had to rationalize every moment I'd ever gotten anything wrong and could accept help from others and I grew as a person that day

i don't think i figured that out until i was in my early 20s i dont even remember that shit now

[jon]

this is all really happening, guys

[rubycalaber]

i don't think i figured that out until i was in my early 20s i dont even remember that shit now

I think what helped me along is I am very fucking lazy so accepting that I don't bother to actually learn anything new and just get other people to do it for me is not that difficult for me

[Autistic Spectrum]

rare pic of the crack house plug drugs lives in

[Autistic Spectrum]

how do you drop out of highschool at 11,you must be really smart to be in highschool at 11

[Autistic Spectrum]

random thoughts are not facts, there the product of a drug addled mind,

lisa if u believe him then please let me know this is important

[timmy]

plug drugs would be a genius if you put him in a time capsule and sent him back 2000 years ago

no offense to bob hughes because i really like him as a poster but he sounded for real like plug drugs when he was bad into his addiction

[jon]

but yeah it happened

[rubycalaber]

yeah all druggies sound the exact same and all weed smokers think they are smart for thinking about how big the universe is

[Autistic Spectrum]

[Autistic Spectrum]

i laughed at my own post after i forgot i made it, iam the fucking best

[Lisa Claus]

Mike says:

Lisa says:
going to make this a topic
Mike says:
lol where
Lisa says:
RC
Mike says:
=P
Lisa says:
"Mike stays up for 2 days and cracks string theory"
Mike says:
lol
Lisa says:
I took a heap of speed once and ended up laying in my bed for 2 days trying to crack string theory
Mike says:
lol
I don't believe in string theory =P
Lisa says:
I do
Mike says:
i guess i haven't really looked in to it that much
seemed kind of like they just assumed the existence of said strings to make things convenient for them
to fit the calculations together
Lisa says:
well what do you suppose he smallest parts of the universe are made out of?
Mike says:
tangles of space itself
Lisa says:
then what makes up the matter?
Mike says:
those tangles group together somehow, perhaps just out of some underlying mechanic of spacetime's geometry, to form quarks
Lisa says:
perhaps vibrating straings of energy?
strings
Mike says:
idk lol =P
Lisa says:

Mike says:
i thought of the grid of space itself being created by photons as they pass through it, and some lingering energy left by the photons is left behind as dark energy, forming a backbone for space
doesnt really fit in though with what i said earlier =\
all just speculation though eh im far from a physicist
Lisa says:
me either
but they say now that space has it's own "stuff" and how stauff reacts when it passes through it determins what it is
Mike says:
that would explain why the universe is accelerating outwards though, if the grid of "space" is created by lingering photons which passed through it, then those linger photons would still eventually disperse outwards and carrying the grid of space along with them, creating the observed effect of acceleration for all matter in the universe
Lisa says:
yeah, that is possible I reckon
Mike says:
scary though, if everything keeps accelerating, everything will be destroyed in a few quadrillion years
maybe starting again then after that
as a new universe
Wait
Lisa says:
lol
Mike says:
if higgs bosons can be created through the collision of matter, then all matter accelerating outwards like that to the point of the speed of light might create higgs bosons upon annihilation and start over the universe again
err i dont know
Lisa says:
I don;t know either
Mike says:
gotta research it more
does anyone even know if its a good idea to even be fucking with higgs bosons? lol, could be throwing off some kind of hidden mechanics to the universe that we arent even aware of yet
Lisa says:
lol, we are going to do it anyway
Mike says:
man oh man theoretical physics is too hard to come up with your own conclusions about, because you can formulate all sorts of theories that are potentially accurate but then have to arduously do the math and calculations to verify/dismiss it
Lisa says:
well you don;t need to know maths to come up with theories
if you have some basic idea of phsyics, like just how things work, and if you start thinking about it you can come up with reasonable theories
Mike says:
yeah but like, the varying theories regarding mass generation are all completely different -- some involve the inclusion of gravity, others dont, and only one of those theories is correct. And that's all the math physicists have been doing, trying to prove one
like, they're all pretty valid, but in order to know the correct one we gotta do the math =P
Lisa says:
they could all well be wrong too
Mike says:
yeah
Lisa says:
all you need to do is look back in time at things we used to consider fact and then hundreds of years later we know they aren;t facts
once we thought the earth was flat
Mike says:
but think though, they proposed a hypothetical boson with certain properties, and then just found a boson matching all those properties... I don't think they could be wrong at this point
Lisa says:
and that the sun and everything revolved around the earh
*earth
I don;t think they are wrong
Mike says:
yeah
Lisa says:
theya re building a more accurate collider, the CERN one is very random but they like it random so that they can capture and discover new things, the new one will be more accurate so that they can capture more specific particles
Mike says:
sweet
ever think how this planet is actually kinda small?
Lisa says:
so instead of randomly waiting for a collision that lets you capture the higgs boson for examople, they can set it up so that the collision WILL produce that result
it's tiny
Mike says:
yeah
like, even just going off google earth, and seeing how big cities are from space, its a small world

[blumpkin blownuts]

Mike says:

Lisa says:
going to make this a topic
Mike says:
lol where
Lisa says:
RC
Mike says:
=P
Lisa says:
"Mike stays up for 2 days and cracks string theory"
Mike says:
lol
Lisa says:
I took a heap of speed once and ended up laying in my bed for 2 days trying to crack string theory
Mike says:
lol
I don't believe in string theory =P
Lisa says:
I do
Mike says:
i guess i haven't really looked in to it that much
seemed kind of like they just assumed the existence of said strings to make things convenient for them
to fit the calculations together
Lisa says:
well what do you suppose he smallest parts of the universe are made out of?
Mike says:
tangles of space itself
Lisa says:
then what makes up the matter?
Mike says:
those tangles group together somehow, perhaps just out of some underlying mechanic of spacetime's geometry, to form quarks
Lisa says:
perhaps vibrating straings of energy?
strings
Mike says:
idk lol =P
Lisa says:

Mike says:
i thought of the grid of space itself being created by photons as they pass through it, and some lingering energy left by the photons is left behind as dark energy, forming a backbone for space
doesnt really fit in though with what i said earlier =\
all just speculation though eh im far from a physicist
Lisa says:
me either
but they say now that space has it's own "stuff" and how stauff reacts when it passes through it determins what it is
Mike says:
that would explain why the universe is accelerating outwards though, if the grid of "space" is created by lingering photons which passed through it, then those linger photons would still eventually disperse outwards and carrying the grid of space along with them, creating the observed effect of acceleration for all matter in the universe
Lisa says:
yeah, that is possible I reckon
Mike says:
scary though, if everything keeps accelerating, everything will be destroyed in a few quadrillion years
maybe starting again then after that
as a new universe
Wait
Lisa says:
lol
Mike says:
if higgs bosons can be created through the collision of matter, then all matter accelerating outwards like that to the point of the speed of light might create higgs bosons upon annihilation and start over the universe again
err i dont know
Lisa says:
I don;t know either
Mike says:
gotta research it more
does anyone even know if its a good idea to even be fucking with higgs bosons? lol, could be throwing off some kind of hidden mechanics to the universe that we arent even aware of yet
Lisa says:
lol, we are going to do it anyway
Mike says:
man oh man theoretical physics is too hard to come up with your own conclusions about, because you can formulate all sorts of theories that are potentially accurate but then have to arduously do the math and calculations to verify/dismiss it
Lisa says:
well you don;t need to know maths to come up with theories
if you have some basic idea of phsyics, like just how things work, and if you start thinking about it you can come up with reasonable theories
Mike says:
yeah but like, the varying theories regarding mass generation are all completely different -- some involve the inclusion of gravity, others dont, and only one of those theories is correct. And that's all the math physicists have been doing, trying to prove one
like, they're all pretty valid, but in order to know the correct one we gotta do the math =P
Lisa says:
they could all well be wrong too
Mike says:
yeah
Lisa says:
all you need to do is look back in time at things we used to consider fact and then hundreds of years later we know they aren;t facts
once we thought the earth was flat
Mike says:
but think though, they proposed a hypothetical boson with certain properties, and then just found a boson matching all those properties... I don't think they could be wrong at this point
Lisa says:
and that the sun and everything revolved around the earh
*earth
I don;t think they are wrong
Mike says:
yeah
Lisa says:
theya re building a more accurate collider, the CERN one is very random but they like it random so that they can capture and discover new things, the new one will be more accurate so that they can capture more specific particles
Mike says:
sweet
ever think how this planet is actually kinda small?
Lisa says:
so instead of randomly waiting for a collision that lets you capture the higgs boson for examople, they can set it up so that the collision WILL produce that result
it's tiny
Mike says:
yeah
like, even just going off google earth, and seeing how big cities are from space, its a small world

holy shit, dnr

[rubycalaber]

Mike says:

Lisa says:
going to make this a topic
Mike says:
lol where
Lisa says:
RC
Mike says:
=P
Lisa says:
"Mike stays up for 2 days and cracks string theory"
Mike says:
lol
Lisa says:
I took a heap of speed once and ended up laying in my bed for 2 days trying to crack string theory
Mike says:
lol
I don't believe in string theory =P
Lisa says:
I do
Mike says:
i guess i haven't really looked in to it that much
seemed kind of like they just assumed the existence of said strings to make things convenient for them
to fit the calculations together
Lisa says:
well what do you suppose he smallest parts of the universe are made out of?
Mike says:
tangles of space itself
Lisa says:
then what makes up the matter?
Mike says:
those tangles group together somehow, perhaps just out of some underlying mechanic of spacetime's geometry, to form quarks
Lisa says:
perhaps vibrating straings of energy?
strings
Mike says:
idk lol =P
Lisa says:

Mike says:
i thought of the grid of space itself being created by photons as they pass through it, and some lingering energy left by the photons is left behind as dark energy, forming a backbone for space
doesnt really fit in though with what i said earlier =\
all just speculation though eh im far from a physicist
Lisa says:
me either
but they say now that space has it's own "stuff" and how stauff reacts when it passes through it determins what it is
Mike says:
that would explain why the universe is accelerating outwards though, if the grid of "space" is created by lingering photons which passed through it, then those linger photons would still eventually disperse outwards and carrying the grid of space along with them, creating the observed effect of acceleration for all matter in the universe
Lisa says:
yeah, that is possible I reckon
Mike says:
scary though, if everything keeps accelerating, everything will be destroyed in a few quadrillion years
maybe starting again then after that
as a new universe
Wait
Lisa says:
lol
Mike says:
if higgs bosons can be created through the collision of matter, then all matter accelerating outwards like that to the point of the speed of light might create higgs bosons upon annihilation and start over the universe again
err i dont know
Lisa says:
I don;t know either
Mike says:
gotta research it more
does anyone even know if its a good idea to even be fucking with higgs bosons? lol, could be throwing off some kind of hidden mechanics to the universe that we arent even aware of yet
Lisa says:
lol, we are going to do it anyway
Mike says:
man oh man theoretical physics is too hard to come up with your own conclusions about, because you can formulate all sorts of theories that are potentially accurate but then have to arduously do the math and calculations to verify/dismiss it
Lisa says:
well you don;t need to know maths to come up with theories
if you have some basic idea of phsyics, like just how things work, and if you start thinking about it you can come up with reasonable theories
Mike says:
yeah but like, the varying theories regarding mass generation are all completely different -- some involve the inclusion of gravity, others dont, and only one of those theories is correct. And that's all the math physicists have been doing, trying to prove one
like, they're all pretty valid, but in order to know the correct one we gotta do the math =P
Lisa says:
they could all well be wrong too
Mike says:
yeah
Lisa says:
all you need to do is look back in time at things we used to consider fact and then hundreds of years later we know they aren;t facts
once we thought the earth was flat
Mike says:
but think though, they proposed a hypothetical boson with certain properties, and then just found a boson matching all those properties... I don't think they could be wrong at this point
Lisa says:
and that the sun and everything revolved around the earh
*earth
I don;t think they are wrong
Mike says:
yeah
Lisa says:
theya re building a more accurate collider, the CERN one is very random but they like it random so that they can capture and discover new things, the new one will be more accurate so that they can capture more specific particles
Mike says:
sweet
ever think how this planet is actually kinda small?
Lisa says:
so instead of randomly waiting for a collision that lets you capture the higgs boson for examople, they can set it up so that the collision WILL produce that result
it's tiny
Mike says:
yeah
like, even just going off google earth, and seeing how big cities are from space, its a small world

wow *does extremely dangerous aerial maneuver to flip around in mid air and fly right away from this wall of bullshit*

[Lisa Claus]

Mike says:
yeah
like, even just going off google earth, and seeing how big cities are from space, its a small world
does it ever bother you to think that mortality is required in order to experience meaning? If we couldn't die then we wouldn't have any goals, direction, or purpose
or would we?
Lisa says:
I don't have any goals or purpose, maybe I'm immortal

[timmy]

lisa do you actually believe people will read that shit? cause i wont

[timmy]

lkiterally not gonna read that shit

[Autistic Spectrum]

Mike says:
man oh man theoretical physics is too hard to come up with your own conclusions about, because you can formulate all sorts of theories that are potentially accurate but then have to arduously do the math and calculations to verify/dismiss it


this sums up that long ass msn chat,

basically i don't know what im talking about but i googled god particle and now i'm sifting though the results, i'm almost out of meth, and i'm only on page 12