went to get an oil change at firestone and those idiots told me that

My uncle tried to teach me once but I'm scared to do it because I dont want to fuck up my piece of shit car

[StompleB]

well at least bike mechanics get to wear aprons

[steveyos]

I'll marry you and fix your everything, but you gotta be ok with me also being married to every other forum girl and never doing gross things like making contact with you

[terror baby]

omg i just watched a youtube tutorial on how to do an oil change and it literally takes 3 minutes. Why did I just pay 35 bucks for this?

[Genital Doli]

omg i just watched a youtube tutorial on how to do an oil change and it literally takes 3 minutes. Why did I just pay 35 bucks for this?

u dont need to do it every 3k miles or whatever theyre saying these days either

[terror baby]

u dont need to do it every 3k miles or whatever theyre saying these days either

I'd rather do it every 3k miles just to be sure. Our cars aren't new. His is an 01 and mine is an 05.

[steveyos]

omg i just watched a youtube tutorial on how to do an oil change and it literally takes 3 minutes. Why did I just pay 35 bucks for this?

because you married a giant p-word

[steveyos]

when's the last time even one tire was off the ground not counting you driving up curbs and other dumb girl stuff

[steveyos]

actually adam probably pulls more dumb girl maneuvers than you

[macpro]

get wrench. unscrew oil plug. drain oil into catch. replace plug. fill with oil.

Filter is a little harder. Change that when you change the oil.

But seriously change your own oil, it's really easy.

[Genital Doli]

[farts out a big steamy shit] [smears the shit all ofer ur wallet, ur money, ur credit cards] There. I just changed your oil

PLEB

[steveyos]

I never changed shit on my sport trac you don't have to when a man drives it

[steveyos]

-post on fjs

[steveyos]

I let my 03 sport trac go over 15,000 and only changed it then because no one was logged in fjs so I was bored

[macpro]

Do they change oil at Walgreens?

[Genital Doli]

Do they change oil at Walgreens?

no but if u come 2 my walgreens ill change ur little freak body into a corpse

[terror baby]

no but if u come 2 my walgreens ill change ur little freak body into a corpse

lol

[Genital Doli]

maybe if ur car was made in like 1990 u should change it every 3k miles but thats just a waste of money now

[terror baby]

[macpro]

Do you give free bagettes wit that?

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

isn't lolwhales an engineer I know it's computer engineering or something but still

[terror baby]

isn't lolwhales an engineer I know it's computer engineering or something but still

computer engineers are usually too nerdy to change their own oil and they have enough money to pay someone to do it.

computer engineers are usually too nerdy to change their own oil and they have enough money to pay someone to do it.

it ltierally costs like 12 dollars lmao why would i waste my time doing it myself, os i can be "more of a man" and brag about it on the itnernet?

[steveyos]

he engineers bad posts

[sex with dead people]

I dont even remember lolwhales and that's probably a good thing.


Was he worse than plug drugs?

[Genital Doli]

I dont even remember lolwhales and that's probably a good thing.


Was he worse than plug drugs?

no

[steveyos]

how fatima shoudl change her oil (for the win eidtion)

stpe 1. get in vehicle, WITH adam.

step 2. driev off a fucking cliff holy shit

[steveyos]

tim probably can do all that and more at once