i'm going to give it time

[steveyos]

have you watched the matches at tna? they actually wrestle, it's not five moves on repeat every week for years and years, it's like a more polished but more safe ring of honor, ring of honor is fucking amazing, tna is as close to as amazing as they can get while still playing it safe, wwe is just like basically this forum it's just the worst


fuck all that though, I'd take a mikey whipwreck and tajeri vs newjack and mike awesome legit classic ecw 24/7 on repeat just those four spike dudley fucking omg, I seriously awnt to have cactus jack vs terry funk japanese death matche sytle matches I want to bleed everywhere and use everything as a weapon but ther'es no wrestling companies left that evne do that shit, ring of honor is the most hardcore but it's still not "hardcore" what the fuck am I supposed to do man

did you watch RAw on monday it was fucking amazing. I was there in person. really well booked and excellent show. Mark Henry was the fucking MAN.

[always stevey]

wrestling..

*marks thread read*

Fuck off

[always stevey]

wrestling..

*marks thread read*

[steveyos]

I really don't really watch any of them and when I do it's just background noise, and when I cancel cable next month and just use my desktop to watch arrested development on netflix I may never watch wrestling ever again, I don't like tv I don't like anything but really wwe, not only is my tv facing the opposite direction fo my monitor but wwe I Don't even bother turning the volume up I seriously only bother to pay attention when aj is on, tna is interesting some times they're better on the mic than wwe but it's still boring, the matches are better but still boring, but I'd watch it over wwe by leaps and bounds and miles, ring of honor has the best matches but WOW THOSE PEOPLE THEY ALL ACT EXACTLY THE SAME DOING PROMOS LMAO IT'S HILARIOUS THEY ALL DO THE SAME GENERIC PROMOS IT'S HARD TO WATCH I REALLY CAN'T EVEN I REALLY JUST WALK AWAY WHEN ANY FO THEM ARE DOING A PROMO IT'S SO BAD BUT IT' SFUNNY HOW BAD IT IS but man can they fucking wrestle, wow, I would join them if they weren't just as pg as the other two


that's the only three companies I barely watch, is there any other ones that would let me have matches where me and my opponent each lose half the blood in our bodies? I know you don't believe me but I am amazingly athletic and can very easily do it and really want to and would if I could find the right company

[steveyos]

did you watch RAw on monday it was fucking amazing. I was there in person. really well booked and excellent show. Mark Henry was the fucking MAN.

I ended up looking at my tv during smackdown maybe a minute or so into them replaying mark henry's retirement speech, that had me tearing up

but again, it's fucking boring, mark henrey shouldn't even be in the situation he's in he's just another brick in teh generic wall of john cena presents five moves of doom knuckle shuffle so much fucking cum everywhere oh my god the cum there's so much it's a slobberknock he's like a one legged man at a cum licking contest extravaganza, that mark henry moment was the first time in years the wwe went off the beaten path and that was it now mark henry won't say another word for another five years so I can't be that exicted about it


I'd also be amazing on the mic and would talk while beating people up and would come out smoking a newport except when I'm in the south I would come out smoking a lucky strike, just fucking help me find a company you don't have to believe me

[steveyos]

help me become the most entertaining wrestler or talk to boring as fuck cag, do the right thing man

[Genital Doli]

Spath

[Genital Doli]

if u dont practice proper higiene while wrestling u will develop a spathylococus aureus infecction

[steveyos]

if u dont practice proper higiene while wrestling u will develop a spathylococus aureus infecction

wow use some more words like that I dropped out in 10th grade use more college level words like aureus infecction wtf are you talkign about you fucking prick

[steveyos]

wtf is higiene

I really don't really watch any of them and when I do it's just background noise, and when I cancel cable next month and just use my desktop to watch arrested development on netflix I may never watch wrestling ever again, I don't like tv I don't like anything but really wwe, not only is my tv facing the opposite direction fo my monitor but wwe I Don't even bother turning the volume up I seriously only bother to pay attention when aj is on, tna is interesting some times they're better on the mic than wwe but it's still boring, the matches are better but still boring, but I'd watch it over wwe by leaps and bounds and miles, ring of honor has the best matches but WOW THOSE PEOPLE THEY ALL ACT EXACTLY THE SAME DOING PROMOS LMAO IT'S HILARIOUS THEY ALL DO THE SAME GENERIC PROMOS IT'S HARD TO WATCH I REALLY CAN'T EVEN I REALLY JUST WALK AWAY WHEN ANY FO THEM ARE DOING A PROMO IT'S SO BAD BUT IT' SFUNNY HOW BAD IT IS but man can they fucking wrestle, wow, I would join them if they weren't just as pg as the other two


that's the only three companies I barely watch, is there any other ones that would let me have matches where me and my opponent each lose half the blood in our bodies? I know you don't believe me but I am amazingly athletic and can very easily do it and really want to and would if I could find the right company

i didnt read most of this but the new season of arrested delveoplent really sucks

help me become the most entertaining wrestler or talk to boring as fuck cag, do the right thing man

if anyones going to be a wrestler its me, not you, but me.

what a forum gimmick that would be...

I ended up looking at my tv during smackdown maybe a minute or so into them replaying mark henry's retirement speech, that had me tearing up

but again, it's fucking boring, mark henrey shouldn't even be in the situation he's in he's just another brick in teh generic wall of john cena presents five moves of doom knuckle shuffle so much fucking cum everywhere oh my god the cum there's so much it's a slobberknock he's like a one legged man at a cum licking contest extravaganza, that mark henry moment was the first time in years the wwe went off the beaten path and that was it now mark henry won't say another word for another five years so I can't be that exicted about it


I'd also be amazing on the mic and would talk while beating people up and would come out smoking a newport except when I'm in the south I would come out smoking a lucky strike, just fucking help me find a company you don't have to believe me

come stay at my house and train here its near me, i thought about training here myself

http://uwe-mi.com/wp/

[steveyos]

http://uwe-mi.com/wp/roster/

painfully generic names they got going on there lol


does that company have japanese deathmatches though? again, I want to have cactus jack vs terry funk levels of violence in my matches, that's why I can't watch wwe tna or roh

and if you really want to be a wrestler are you interested in bleeding everywhere like I am or are you more into the stuff that hurts less? if you're actually athletic enough and not as big a nerd as you seem like if you're more austin aeries than jim cornette and wouldn't mind getting put through tables covered in barbed wire and light bulbs then we should really actually consider this

even if you're not into extreme rules we could still be a tag team but we couldn't 1 on 1 I find 1 on 1 matches that aren't violent as fuck boring

i dont fuckign know lol. it is small time as fuck. but they have a school they can train you to wrestle. Eric Freedom has been a staple on the local indy circuit for like 20 eyars.

[steveyos]

yeah but the thing is no matter where I train, I need extreme, I need it so after I get my wrestling GED I go and do extreme wrestling


you obviously know more about wrestling than I do use your knowledge and find a promotion that still has ECW's level of bloodshed

[maks]

give it the rest of the Summer and get the fuck out cretin

huge pussy bitch boy itt

its so humiliating lol, and over lisa of all fucking people

yeah but the thing is no matter where I train, I need extreme, I need it so after I get my wrestling GED I go and do extreme wrestling


you obviously know more about wrestling than I do use your knowledge and find a promotion that still has ECW's level of bloodshed

waste of fucking time, \do you really want to have a career that lasts 5 years befoer you have to retire due to being completely fucked up physically? they call that shit garbage wrestling for a reason because it requires no talent. if you really want to shatter glass tubes on your face you could probably get booked in IWA Mid South and end up like Mike Levy or maybe you can join CZW and fuck yourself up like Sick Nick Mondo

[Plug Drugs]

I'm learning Latin

[steveyos]

no look at mick foley his career lasted longer than most and I also can lucha libre I will have amazing matches but I want blood, I even want fire

no thumb tacks though lol damn fuck that

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

who the fuck is mick foley is that croc dundee

[steveyos]

[steveyos]

I mean really you would think that is me he's gotta be my dad

no look at mick foley his career lasted longer than most and I also can lucha libre I will have amazing matches but I want blood, I even want fire

no thumb tacks though lol damn fuck that

no it didnt, his hardcore stunts caught up with him forcing him to retire from being an active wrestler by 2000

[steveyos]

yeah but he started in the 80's he also wasn't in shape like me he stayed fat I wat healthy and exercise and regenerate

yeah he debuted in the late 80s and retired within like 12 years
look at guys like shawn michaels and the udnertaker who are both better than foley with longer careers because they didnt jump off of shit recklessly

[steveyos]

they're boring though

plus I train like bruce lee, I can get run over by a steam roller being driven by a bus and I'll be fine

just let me do it dad please