My Mushroom Trip, by Plug Drugs

[maks]

that wasn't actually a hippy joke it was an "everyone from .net is old" joke

[maks]

actually if you graduated in 1991 you could have been working on your doctorate by the time I became a freshman, I'm class of 1998 homes

misread thread title as my mushroom tip

[Genital Doli]

lol cody thinks he isnt old

[maks]

I think he's roughly m0ndes age which is actually pretty damned young for someone on .net, jack is 65 and I don't know how old iguana goddess is but from the looks of her it's got to be late 50's if not 60's

[maks]

you got expelled freshman year? I didn't realize they could do that I thought they had to offer an alternative even if it was reform school

[maks]

sounds similar to stevey's story except he used a spork

[maks]

apparently some kid called him a fatass one too many times and he raged hard and attacked him with whatever he had handy, for stevey that's always a fork a spoon or some combination of the two

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

[maks]

I've tried to explain to stsvey that he's a lot more fun to post about than he is to post with but still he insists he's a good poster, sometimes I just don't get his logic.

[maks]

why is his face so flat did someone hit him with a shovel?

[maks]

pretty sure you're not the only one stevey owes for something or other, guy's a human sponge

[maks]

he'll be back, it's inevitable. hopefully it'll be a good long time though.

he wont be back if he dies

maybe it was the audacity of him toking up in the middle of trig class that pushed them over the edge.

easily baller of the year

[Genital Doli]

I was referred to a residential school, and I AWOL'ed and when they brought me back I attacked the staff with a pipe, so I got 3 months in juvie and as a condition of my probation I had to get my GED.

Now you make milions as a painter. Whos lauging now failtards............

[maks]

easily baller of the year

he was one of 4 members of the "responsible men's club" students who were considered by the faculty to be at high risk of impregnating their classmates. once a week they got called to the auditorium by name to learn about proper use of birth control.

i thought you were involved with a temporary black woman of questionable girth

[maks]

That's pretty fucking stupid, you want to make teens use rubbers you make them visit an aids ward.

that works for girls and fags but guys know there is an incredibly small chance for a man to catch aids from a woman especially if he's fucking a bunch of 14 year old high school freshmen

post was pretty clearly about you pretending that you were still with the wife and that you do ok

[siburke939]

siburke

this is the only part of this thread i read (guess what i was doing)

I had a bad trip for a few hours. I had to take a shit right when the shrooms were kicking in and getting really intense; as I was shitting, it felt like a monster was crawling out of my asshole. It was terrifying. To make matters worse, I clogged the toilet, at someone else's house... Imagine trying to operate a plunger and unclog a toilet while everything around you is growing and shrinking and morphing.

lol same thing happened to me on acid, i closed the door to the bathroom and all of a sudden i was trapped inside, my friend didnt tell me that the toilet didnt flush and i took a huge diarrhea shit i sat there for an hour then finally tried to wipe my ass and i thought for some reason i got shit all over my face because i was sweating so much, finally he opened the door and started laughing at me i stood up only to find my penis had shrunken to the size of a hexbug, he assured me that everything was ok and that it was just the acid that made my penis look small i didnt believe him and he said here watch this and he grabbed it and started sucking it until it grew to an unbelievable size, m body was throbbing as waves rushed in and out of my nervouse system all while shaking and shivering as my mn snake leaked out magical oyster pearls on his prepubescent moustache, he helped me finish wiping my ass and cleaned off my weiner as we went and sat back down and watched old jerry springer episodes when we came to sober, we shook hands and that was the last i ever saw of tim.