Please consider these and write me 9 paragraphs on each (or copy/paste from wikipedia, doesn't matter nobody's going to read them)

- Can particle man really do anything that a particle can?
- Is he a dot, or is he a spec?
- When he's under water, does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?
- Who hit person man on the head with a frying pan? Was it universe man?
- Universe man and triangle man never fight. If they had a fight, who would win?