i'm startin with the man in the mirror, i'm askin him to chaaange his waaaays

[Plug Drugs]

fuck humanity

[Plug Drugs]

jesus way to put me in a bad mood, i'm gonna go eat my healthy lunch now and work out on my bowflex or w/e and i will be content with myself damn it

[Plug Drugs]

its not just drugs im a pathetic piece of shit, what more can i say

[steveyos]

the worst part about this is lisa is fucking terrible lol

[maks]

this isn't a humanity problem it's a michael bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig problem so either go to a shrink or give up and kill yourself either way quit whining about it

[Plug Drugs]

no shes not shes awesome i dont know why i just think shes the coolest person ive ever met, fuck

[steveyos]

it's because you're stupid

[steveyos YOLO]

It's because you're a mindless drug addict and need to get clean to realize what a dumbass you currently are

[maks]

it's because she's the only person he ever met who isn't better than him in every way

[Plug Drugs]

stomple,

[Plug Drugs]

stomple, join me... feast on the flesssshh of the humble cows

[Plug Drugs]

i am masochistic, i love hot foods.. habanero peppers especially give you a strong endorphin rush from the pain

[Plug Drugs]

take turns swallowing pills until one of us starts convulsing

[Cody]

take turns swallowing pills until one of us starts convulsing

hahaha you and your sorry ass little pills, I'm talking about glass kid.



cali style.

[Plug Drugs]

ill do it man, this niggas crazy

[Plug Drugs]

mmmmm browned hamburger with habanero tabasco sauce to cleanse the intestines, like rocket fuel

[Cody]

have you ever been up on speed for 3 days and think that crows outside or your television is trying to talk to you?

lol youre really a pussy, i've pulled 6-7 days a bunch of time on pure glass but nothing ever spoke to me. the fact is youre a weak minded little pussy. Youre not even beta youre that other thing thats even sadder and worse...

[Plug Drugs]

lol youre really a pussy, i've pulled 6-7 days a bunch of time on pure glass but nothing ever spoke to me. the fact is youre a weak minded little pussy. Youre not even beta youre that other thing thats even sadder and worse...

you were probably taking pussy-foot doses yourself, i take fucking 120mg at a time sometimes.. ill take you on in a game of "speed" (like a game of drink except with speed instead of alcohol) any old day

[macpro]

I'm blocking PD. Just like he was dead.

[steveyos]

don't ever stop, bob hughes stopped and now he's fucking ridiculously bad at posting

[Genital Doli]

don't ever stop, bob hughes stopped and now he's fucking ridiculously bad at posting

he seems like a decent guy now thogh

[steveyos]

he seems like a decent guy now thogh

nope, just nope

[Plug Drugs]

[Genital Doli]

plug drugs, nothing turns a guril on more than when u whimper like a bitch and start goign hey plz talk to me plzease please tlak to me you dirty whore

[steveyos]

enimen sucks really bad

[Plug Drugs]

post-enhancing drugs

[steveyos]

post-enhancing drugs

there's not any when at this place because funny needs to feed off funny and there's no funny here so no matter hwo funny you are you can't be funny


like me I'm hilarious and the best poster but here I look terrible because I"m surrounded by terrible

[Plug Drugs]

we all need to go back to posting about gay nigger dicks or whatever we used to do

[steveyos]

actually I should insult lisa like that I forget how terrible you are when you arenmt online lmao

[blumpkin blownuts]

no message could have been any clearer, if ya wanna make the world a better place take a look at yourself and make a chaaaaaange

no more drugs or booze



i'm gonna make a healthy lunch, then exercise!
tomorrow comes today

wow... if you are serious then keep in mind it's virtually guaranteed not to work doing it alone. go to NA, go to 90 meetings in your first 90 days if possible. get a sponsor. work the steps but at a steady pace - it's not a race.

you'll need to embrace spirtual (not religious) principles. most addicts it turns out are atheist/agnostic and don't identify with a particular higher power, but to recover they must accept that there exists some sort of loving, higher power out there - even if that ends up just being NA as a whole.

you'll find alot of ups and downs in your first few months clean. once you learn how to practice acceptance, you'll find that when things go well, even little things, they will appear ten miles tall compared to the things that will go wrong. and then the big things that go well, those will make you fucking euphoric for days or weeks on end. within 3-12 months of clean living, you'll probably find that you're happier than you ever been in your entire life.

i wish you the best