Begging To Be Sued

[Autistic Spectrum]

middle aged pink haired lady, let me shove my shivled up roid dick in your pussi

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol your trying to fuck someone who's as old as jack,,lmao

[www.whatthefuck.com]

Oh hi guys what's goin gon itt?

[Autistic Spectrum]

the prince of troll kingdom the head of the herpatirm, the lord of reject haven,,, jack venroekker

[www.whatthefuck.com]

oh i read that as pink hairy lady and was expecting traps

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa dyed her hair pink she's going thougha mid life crisis and is too poor to buy a sports car

[www.whatthefuck.com]

lisa dyed her hair pink she's going thougha mid life crisis and is too poor to buy a sports car

i shaved my head 2 weeks ago omg im drastic hair change twins with lisa fuck is that a real thing? i'm hella baked and i just ate 3 asian pears do those make you shit if you eat too many?

[kosher dildo]

ever thought about getting a life, deepee?

[Autistic Spectrum]

think i'm gonna start a second family 3 states over for my mid life crisis

[www.whatthefuck.com]

think i'm gonna start a second family 3 states over for my mid life crisis

nah get mistress in europe somewhere or at least new zealand. never australians tho ever ever ever no do not fucking do it

[Autistic Spectrum]

something they can all find out about at my funeral,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

mistress's sound sleazy, having an entire second family sounds cool

[www.whatthefuck.com]

lol ok i'll admit that would be good

[maks]

This is the lulziest low-brow drama in the trolliverse.

This is the lulziest low-brow drama in the trolliverse.

this is what i'm talking about

[Autistic Spectrum]

trolliverse

really don't know why you needed an i in that made up word ob

[HXEBH2]

[HXEBH2]

A federal subpoena is a formal request for information or property issued by a federal court judge. A subpoena is a legal order that commands the person requested to either appear, turn over information, or surrender property to a law enforcement official. A subpoena is appropriate to compel a witness to testify in the event of a crime or to compel someone to turn over evidence or property.




The most common reason for a subpoena is when a witness to a crime, or to an incident giving rise to a legal cause of action, does not wish to testify. The person is referred to as a hostile witness because he may have the necessary information a plaintiff, prosecutor or defendant needs to prove his case, but he may be unwilling to turn over that information for some reason. As such, a subpoena can compel him to come to court to share what he knows or to turn over the evidence desired. Because the justice system depends on the court, judge and jury receiving as much information as possible to decide a case, the court has the right to issue the subpoena to compel testimony in the interest of justice.



Therefore, a federal subpoena will only be issued by a federal judge in cases being heard in federal court. One or the other party — either the plaintiff, prosecutor or defendant — will make a request that the judge issue the subpoena to help him collect the evidence he needs to make his case. The judge will review the request for the federal subpoena and issue it or deny it. The federal subpoena will then be delivered to the person being subpoenaed and he will either have to comply with the request made in the subpoena or he will be held in contempt of federal court and possibly subject to jail time.

[Tahiti Joe]

I thought you weren't coming back O.B. You fuking liar.

[kosher dildo]

your wife's gonna take away your allowance if she catches u on teh interwebz, pat

[HXEBH2]

Cases that arise under a federal law (called "federal question" cases). Federal district courts have subject matter jurisdiction if your case is based on (arises under) any federal law. Examples include:
•You sue a police officer for violating a federal civil rights statute that authorizes civil damages lawsuits by persons who are unlawfully arrested.
diversity of citizenship cases. Federal district courts also have subject matter jurisdiction if you are suing a citizen of a different state (or a foreign national), and you are asking for at least $75,000 in money damages. (The minimum dollar amount may be responsible for the old saying, "Don't make a federal case out of it.") If a federal court has jurisdiction based on diversity of citizenship, the subject matter of the case doesn't matter. Examples of federal diversity jurisdiction include:
•A citizen of New York injured in a traffic accident sues the New Jersey citizen who was driving the car, and the complaint asks for damages in excess of $75,000. (The injured party could file the complaint in a federal court in either New York or New Jersey.)
"Complete diversity" must exist. Federal courts have diversity jurisdiction only if there is "complete diversity" between plaintiffs and defendants. For diversity jurisdiction purposes, individuals are generally citizens of the state in which they maintain a principal residence, and they can be a citizen of only one state at a time.

[Obnoxious Bitch]

trolliverse

really don't know why you needed an i in that made up word ob

Trolliverse - Troll Universe

I thought you weren't coming back O.B. You fuking liar.

I did say until they quarnatined or banned me but there is no one there to do that. The site is dead.

Cases that arise under a federal law (called "federal question" cases). Federal district courts have subject matter jurisdiction if your case is based on (arises under) any federal law. Examples include:
•You sue a police officer for violating a federal civil rights statute that authorizes civil damages lawsuits by persons who are unlawfully arrested.
diversity of citizenship cases. Federal district courts also have subject matter jurisdiction if you are suing a citizen of a different state (or a foreign national), and you are asking for at least $75,000 in money damages. (The minimum dollar amount may be responsible for the old saying, "Don't make a federal case out of it.") If a federal court has jurisdiction based on diversity of citizenship, the subject matter of the case doesn't matter. Examples of federal diversity jurisdiction include:
•A citizen of New York injured in a traffic accident sues the New Jersey citizen who was driving the car, and the complaint asks for damages in excess of $75,000. (The injured party could file the complaint in a federal court in either New York or New Jersey.)
"Complete diversity" must exist. Federal courts have diversity jurisdiction only if there is "complete diversity" between plaintiffs and defendants. For diversity jurisdiction purposes, individuals are generally citizens of the state in which they maintain a principal residence, and they can be a citizen of only one state at a time.

I guess you will be invoking a "lack of jurisdiction" affirmative defense?

[kosher dildo]

pat, how much money has your wife had to shell out to cover your legal expenses this year?

[HXEBH2]

whose pat?, how much money has your wife had to shell out to cover your legal expenses this year?

Ch-chingency?

[kosher dildo]

hey pat, what was that mark bernier lawsuit about? as best i can tell he refused to take your call on his radio program so you sued him. how much butthurt did you have as a result of that experience?

[kosher dildo]

you should sue snomple

you should sue snomple

SNOWL

[kosher dildo]

SNOWL

lulzy low-brow drama

[HXEBH2]

SNOWL

[HXEBH2]

whose pat?