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[Wendy <3]

jon is taking advantage of a woman who's easily exploitable and too stupid to stand up for herself...he really is a faggot.

leave jon alone. if you tick him off any more, his router could accidentally get messed up again.

[maks]

alright gigantic multiquote post coming up get ready for it

must have responsibility to work togheter to make things better, not manipulating her.

a former stripper with daddy issues and a hiostory of abusive relationships yeah I think it's safe to say that fucking sociopath is manipulating her

do you still have them?

I have 2 current girls I could call tonight if I felt like it. girlfriends are stupid, flings are where it's at.

it's not like you have a girlfriend either, you have a pet. move your ass to iran you sick piece of shit.

Maybe she enjoys being treated like garbage

she's desperate for stability, and doesn't realize there are plenty of middle management types out there with just as much money as jon who will treat her like way fucking better than he does.

you're dodging everything marks is typing because you know most, if not all, of that to be true.

I'm not even sure why he came back here he must have known this was going to come up

you fit all the categories of a possessive beta male power fantasy

including being a guy in his mid 30's who unironically linked to 4chan today in 2016

you're ramen as fuck.

most accurate sentence in this entire thread

leave jon alone. if you tick him off any more, his router could accidentally get messed up again.

he should have gotten a tegra note

[rubycalaber]

to be honest it is weird and creepy and probably goes back to jon's parents spanking him with a paddle with his name on it so now his close relationships are domination based with distressing BDSM undertones

[Wendy <3]

to be honest it is weird and creepy and probably goes back to jon's parents spanking him with a paddle with his name on it so now his close relationships are domination based with distressing BDSM undertones

Is that the reason he turned out so mental? I was expecting to hear about his dad pushing his shit in and making him wear diapers until he was 20 or something

To be fair, I've had a router go bananas on me once and it blocked my late girlfriend from leaving the house until sh- it was fixed

ruby, the heads are too big in your avatar

[rubycalaber]

ruby, the heads are too big in your avatar

robert downy jrs head is literally too big in the original poster since they photoshop his head on there worse than what I usually do lmao

..... even she cannot dump on wc while youre showering, if I were Jon and I make rules, I tell to my cag if she eats more than 3 pieces of pizza in one day, I will put a bullet on her forehead since Cag has kind of disorder behavior which she always obeys me. An obedient girl.

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[maks]

I tell ya'll this jeff foxworthy is the funniest shit I done ever seen since /b/

CAG YOU BEST NOT DONE BURNED MY BRISKIT GIRL I'LL WHUP YOU GOOD!

[juji]

I have been reading this entire thread and I don't fucking care, cag is mine now. End of Discussion.

CAG DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TO CHECK THIS FORUM YOU KNOW BETTER WHAT IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU

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robert downy jrs head is literally too big in the original poster since they photoshop his head on there worse than what I usually do lmao

is that mew (dessoh) with him now? i don't even really know who mew is. i think i may have seen her in a movie.

[rubycalaber]

Is that the reason he turned out so mental? I was expecting to hear about his dad pushing his shit in and making him wear diapers until he was 20 or something

that's what he told us as an example of firm parenting, so god knows what he wont talk about that he doesn't think is defensible

is that mew (dessoh) with him now? i don't even really know who mew is. i think i may have seen her in a movie.

she is in a great documentary about jon and cag called 10 cloverfield lane

she is in a great documentary about jon and cag called 10 cloverfield lane

oh that was her! fucing excellent movie other than the ending. i think the guy who played jon was in the big lebowski and did some nf shit with roseanne barr

[maks]

fun fact I was the first person on the forum to see cag's tits (but certainly not the last) she made me a topless picture sign I didn't even ask her for it she did it because I was a "nice man"

[maks]

yeah he used to fuck roseanne when she was still a chick

don't mae me confuse him with tom arnold. that guy needs a beating.

[maks]

you're thinking of randy quaid

oh right. didn't he end up a street person?

[maks]

no he ran away to canada because a secret cabal of hitmen who prey on hollywood stars is after him

[rubycalaber]

lmao, teknorat had me download all his videos



please note the barking dog in the background, the quintessential lizard background music, up there with the perpetually crying neglected baby

[rubycalaber]

oh I missed an obvious joke there

rare vid of cag and jon

[maks]

shure, I can come out n help y'all get yer tractor started, I just gots to tie my girlfriend up in the broom closet and I'll be on my way

[maks]

shusta is lithuanian for misogynistic dickweed

[juji]

My job is much better than any of your current job because I always fucking solve their problems what they are looking, I deserve cag because she is my important reward and none of your fucking business.

CAG MAKE A DINNER FOR ME NOW

[maks]

I'm such an alpha male that I can only keep a woman by literally locking her in the house and separating her from any reminder of a unique identity, thereby breaking her will and ensuring she'll never realize what a shitty partner I am

ps I read 4chan and post pictures from 4chan in 2016 and I am in my mid to late 30's

[maks]

ps I'm ramen as fuck

[Desolation]

ps I'm ramen as fuck

ehhh even ramen had enough willpower to drop her ego for 20 seconds and post 'i made mistakes taking and leaking photos onto the web and yes, ill finally admit i care about them and i wish you would take them down.' Which you promptly did.

jon wont even acknowledge cag as a person. she is completely under his control and it feels like this forum went from haha nigger dicks xd to trapping a person in a closed space and forcing her to do whatever you wants since she feels nobody else will help her its way draker and creepier than 'shock' humor.

[maks]

ehhh even ramen had enough willpower to drop her ego for 20 seconds and post 'i made mistakes taking and leaking photos onto the web and yes, ill finally admit i care about them and i wish you would take them down.' Which you promptly did.

jon wont even acknowledge cag as a person. she is completely under his control and it feels like this forum went from haha nigger dicks xd to trapping a person in a closed space and forcing her to do whatever you wants since she feels nobody else will help her its way draker and creepier than 'shock' humor.

there's really nothing funny about any of this but we joke about it because that's what we do

do you think cag will eventually do to jon what she did to the other two boys who fell in love with her?