Why your guys are unfunny as fuck?

[timmy]

i remember why i quit posting on this forum in the first place

dont leave this is only warm up

yes, 'matured' as in 'has had her first period'. stompleb isn't into post-pubescent women, sorry.

oh okay

it's so hard being a superior female poster online

[elezzzark]

i remember why i quit posting on this forum in the first place

Let´s see i can recall, m0nde called you drunk jewish trainwrecker, you was flipped out and you told to Clay, "appreciate it"

is that correct?

[sex with dead people]

Was it because ramen was so much hotter than you?

Was it because ramen was so much hotter than you?

yes it is a cruel world

[maks]

oh okay

I'm sorry everyone else is picking on you, for the record I have no problem with you I just think you have awful taste in men and internet friends.

[elezzzark]

Post pics, im sure if you can show about yourself to prove you´re hotter than ramen and gush

Im 23 too, i would like to know anything about you

i hope you dont talk to girls like this in real life

[sex with dead people]

i hope you dont talk to girls like this in real life

He gets more bitches than all of us combined. He has insane panty dropping abilities.

[Desolation]

my final

[Desolation]

belly ache

[Desolation]

no alarms

[Desolation]

and no surprises

[Desolation]

please.

ashley is acutally a pretty nice person i just started calling her a jew slut because her lazy eye gimmick was so last year

[Desolation]

i know i'm not the only one here who would drink a pint of her pussy juices.

she only hooks up with guys from ok cupid so u gotta set your self up a profile to see her snatch

[Desolation]

she's an english major all i'd have to do to get those panties moist is write a few pages of one of her term papers and make sure my sources are in MLA format

i bet she listens to that vampire weekend song about oxford commas when she's feeling rebelious

you have to NOT be a jew and then let someone call you one and have people believe it before you can get made fun of it sorry

wait, are you implying you are not actually jewish? choose your answers carefully, you are on the verge of ruining some concentration camp fetish fantasies i have

[steveyos]

clay edited elz post to contain heidi and gush.... snicker menace

m0nde called you drunk jewish trainwrecker, you was flipped out and you told to Clay, "appreciate it"

appreciate it, motherfucker

why your guys personality so dull?

i miss elezzzark, it's tough putting having to sift through the shit on the front page looking for a good post about "the event" or some other psychotic bullshit that makes this place worthwhile :(

elezzzark, come back!

...i hope you hear my plea

[maks]

elezzark was here like 2 days ago if you showed up more often you could have talked to him

fuck this shit

*kicks over flautas and pollo cuerpo entiro stand*

fuck this shit

*kicks over flautas and pollo cuerpo entiro stand*

you used to be somebody

[maks]

whole chicken body

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