I decided to say fuck it and try soda again

oh wow, so he's a lizard, who knew lol


I mean that arm he posted could be someone else's the pic coulda been fake but that arm was literally pasotr travis size and jj is absoloutely terrified of getting his personal info leaked that's another gem from pj and yeah again I just feel really bad for him but like it also sucks really bad that I have someone like this on my bad side now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJA3...l=EricWareheim idk it's like yuo can mak efun of me for having soda for the first time in over 10 years but you gotta wonder why I wanna stop being friends with you when you're typing that while the'res' an iv of soda hooked into your heart lol ugh fuck I dont' even wanna type this cause I know he's just gonna say u mad and shit but he's gonar ead this howle thing and then not post a pic of his fat cause he's fat and it makes him mad and aaahhh I wish people would stop trying ot troll me I feel bad doing this shit lol

[CAG <3]

what arm? what post? who is pastor travis?

he posted pics of his generic garage he spray painted and shit like all spooky scary if all you've ever had in you rlife is movies cause you've never left the house now that I think of it that's why he decorated it 100% like a cheap movie set lol ok so yeah he was like look how cool I am you guys and in one pic he was holding something I don't remember but youcould see his hand up to his like almost elbow and to compare it to something he knows a lot about, movies, he was like the, anther thing he knows a lot about, marshmellow bit fat thing from ghostbusters pastro traivs was a poster who posted here who was that big and jj might be the first to rival him I don't think he was joking at all when he said he only manages 3 hours of sleep at night because he's busy sleeping all day heh

[CAG <3]

no wonder he is so mean to people

yeah I'm glad I was only almost fat enough to be a mean person and didn't actually make it

[Wendy <3]

If you've ever left your basement you'd be able to tell the difference between an old abandoned barn and a garage

[CAG <3]

cool story, fat fat

cool story, fat fat

hey stevey, do you think you could pay me before end of business friday. i want to spend some of that money with my friends after work. thanks man

[CAG <3]

pizza

did he return your pizza money yet?

[CAG <3]

no. all i've eaten today was a handful of raw almonds and spinach. jon says i can't have real food as punishment for smoking and i just might be lucky enough to get his scraps from tonight's dinner

no. all i've eaten today was a handful of raw almonds and spinach. jon says i can't have real food as punishment for smoking and i just might be lucky enough to get his scraps from tonight's dinner

you have cans of dog food and a mandolin to make thumb chips right?

[CAG <3]

you have cans of dog food and a mandolin to make thumb chips right?

my thumb is already all healed up!

Almonds and spinach are real

[CAG <3]

Almonds and spinach are real

try surviving on a handful of raw almonds and spinach each day. this is how i fucking feel right now.

try surviving on a handful of raw almonds and spinach each day. this is how i fucking feel right now.

No thanks. I'll bring ya some blue bell... The flavors they just recalled for listeria

anyway, did any of yuo hear from stevey? it's coming up on friday and i really want to get that money he owes me so i can spend it over the weekend.

the comments for that are hilarious