im in the hospital

[maks]

should I pull my stiches out? they're itchy

[Wendy <3]

Are they supposed to fall out on their own orwhat

Do it on cam

[maks]

I dunno they still have gauze over them, for all I know they already fell out

[maks]

I'm gonna go to home depot get one of these guys https://www.amazon.com/Eyemax-Snake-.../dp/B008DYHY04 and then pull out my stitches and ram that sucker up in my torso I've always wondered what it looks like in there

Brb vomiting

[maks]

don't tell me you've never been curious what your pancreas looks like

[juji]

I'm gonna go to home depot get one of these guys https://www.amazon.com/Eyemax-Snake-.../dp/B008DYHY04 and then pull out my stitches and ram that sucker up in my torso I've always wondered what it looks like in there

You should look up how to sterilize endoscope before to commit

[maks]

I'vwe got a couple of nipper bottles of whiskey, should do the trick

[Wendy <3]

Did you have to pull them out and are you getting a blizzard

[maks]

they sort of disolved and became part of the scabs, and yeah I can barely see out there

[maks]

[maks]

most of new england is supposed to get like 2ft, stevey's going to die probably

[maks]

also I missed 48 hours for my surgery and only had 37 hours of PTO time, but my boss paid me for the whole time and let me keep my PTO hours, I work for the best fucking company

[Lina Goldberg]

I'm guessing we've been getting 3inches an hour now that we are in it completely

[maks]

I thought cambodia was in the jungle

[Lina Goldberg]

I thought cambodia was in the jungle

what's the point of being an expatriate if I can't humblebrag IRL back in Williamsburg?

[maks]

what are your thoughts about launching a genocide against the educated class and converting the entire country into a purely agrarian society

[maks]

did you forget to pack a wife?

[Lina Goldberg]

what are your thoughts about launching a genocide against the educated class and converting the entire country into a purely agrarian society

where we're headed there won't be anyone around to commit genocide against and an agrarian permaculture will be the only way of life.

[maks]

I watched snowpiercer last night and I was all yeah that is totally an accurate representation of modern day amerikkka so I'm a tankie now I spent all day on the internet defending stalin and praising bernie sanders but complaining that he doesn't go far enough

[maks]

I guess we're both jello biafra

[maks]

wow what a subtle yet powerful message, that is a great cover for a spoken word album by a formerly C level famous but now middle aged and broke punk rocker who aspires to be an edgier michael moore

[maks]

I think that album made $3 but it's not about the money it's about gettiong his message out, his stupid stupid message that I am 100% willing to pay $25 for and spend 6 hours listening to

[Wendy <3]

That would be great if stevey got trapped in a snow drift along the road he sleeps on and died

[maks]

his van is made of tegra notes that means it's 9999999999999999999x better in every way than any other vehicle on the road under every condition

[Wendy <3]

The sooner he dies the sooner i can be happy

The sooner he dies the sooner i can be happy

+1

[Wendy <3]

[maks]

I'll bet you've never even eaten a bowl of underwear you nerd virgin