Taking my mum to lunch for her birthday

[Bev.]

I wonder if Donny did say to black tar heroin "My precious"

this is why we keep calling you a retard cause you keep saying shit about donny you retard

[Battery Bits]

Fuck off retard

why the fuck would you take your mother out to a nondescript field in the middle of nowhere for her birthday lunch? did you take her there to put her to sleep? wtf is wrong with you, lisa?

[Battery Bits]

That was from my seat in the beachside 5 star restaurant you pathetic loser

[Battery Bits]

You really are a pathetic idiot with no life

[Battery Bits]

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Did you know you’re meant to poke your lemon wedge with a fork before squeezing it onto your calamari? I didn’t, you just can’t take me anywhere

[Battery Bits]

I just picked up my lemon and squeezed it like a savage. I was corrected by my mother who also was very embarrassed by me pointing everywhere, you’re not meant to point, it’s rude.

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Oh la de da

do you have any more pictures of the field?

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I took two pictures out the window from my seat

well that's cool i guess. next year take more pictures of the field, thank you

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I would have thought that was more rude than pointing but every second diner was on their phone so I guess it didn’t matter, I draw the line at taking pictures of food though. Just took two snaps out the window of the ocean

you could have asked the waiter to take a picture of you two, with the field behind you, but you know very well that the whole restaurant is a figment of your imagination and you two just sat in a field until your mother told you she was beginning to feel cold and wanted to go home

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I don’t do that.

There is something wrong with you. Seek help.

Pathetic moron go cyber Marco.

I took her to a 5 star restaurant.

fuck lisa you suck so much ass

you have pictures of a field and that's what you shared. if you'd taken her to a 5 star restaurant, you would have shown off and taken pictures of the interior.
idk why you've made up this whole scenario, but it's a very weird thing to lie about. anyway, your pictures of this empty field by the sea are not terrible, thanks for sharing

lisa took her "mom" to a nice "dinner" and went to a nature reserve to smoke weed and brag on rubynet

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I’m not pathetic like you

It was a 5 star restaurant with floor to ceiling windows

I’m not pathetic like you

It was a 5 star restaurant with floor to ceiling windows

where are the pictures i figure if you took your mother to a nice joint for her birthday you'd have some photos of the place

has picture of a grassy hill some how missed taking pictures of a "5 star meal" at least even the food also lacks pictures of the place itself

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has picture of a grassy hill some how missed taking pictures of a "5 star meal" at least even the food also lacks pictures of the place itself

I refuse to take pictures of food and I wasn’t going to walk around taking pictures of the place like you douchebags would.

I simply took two snaps of the view from our seat

weird

what level of retard and drugs is this

please lisa, just stop lying. this is like the time you cybered codey and then refused to admit it. it's all happening all over again, wow, you never stop, do you?

Like, no one here will ever think that you're a good person

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Like, no one here will ever think that you're a good person

You are utter garbage, why would anyone care what you think? You’re also really dull and dumb as dog shit

Lisa my gym in my home is the size of your whole place get the fuck out of here with that shit

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Lisa my gym in my home is the size of your whole place get the fuck out of here with that shit

I doubt that

Fucktard

fucking lol, you are truly insane, good night, lisa