Things Lisa is very bad at

[Battery Bits]

Not that you would have actually done anything to earn it yourself

I’m 41, that’s like 5 years away for you scag

Nothing as far as I know

this is narrative, see. you have this in your head and you say it because you want it to be true

Not that you would have actually done anything to earn it yourself

I’m 41, that’s like 5 years away for you scag

didn't she work as a stripper to pay for her own car? didn't she suck cock all the way into stepfordwifehood?

[Wendy <3]

You didn’t see shit you retard

I look young for my age

[Battery Bits]

didn't she work as a stripper to pay for her own car? didn't she suck cock all the way into stepfordwifehood?

Oh pardon me

[maxgoldberg]

lmao

[Battery Bits]

I do.

[maks]

age isn't everything, cag looks cuter now than lisa did as a teenager

[Battery Bits]

age isn't everything, cag looks cuter now than lisa did as a teenager

According to you but not everyone

[Wendy <3]

I do.

No.

[Battery Bits]

No.

Um yes.

When have you ever fucking seen me?

I’m 41 and people always say I look younger

[maks]

According to you but not everyone

alright, if everyone disagrees with me it shouldn't be hard to find one example.

attn everyone, if you think lisa is better looking than cag please post itt and say so

lisa and cag, post current pics in this thread so we can compare

[maxgoldberg]

not that i need to compare myself to lisa because i dont, but here's a shitty pic of me

that's pretty old, cag. post a recent one. lisa will post one from 1990 if you want to use that

[maxgoldberg]

that photo is like 2 weeks old lmao

[maks]

lisa and cag, post current pics in this thread so we can compare

bojack horseman vs fat joan rivers

[maxgoldberg]

lol mean

[maks]

real world numbers cag is a solid 7 and lisa is like a 3, skinny lisa was maybe a 4 and a half at best

[maxgoldberg]

i look like a checker at rite aid

you look really sad,like you lost at smite :(

[maks]

did that headset come with a pair of glasses and a teddy bear

[maxgoldberg]

[maxgoldberg]

those are sennheisers.. about a decade old though.

[maxgoldberg]

at least im not using turtle beach

[maxgoldberg]

[Wendy <3]

[maks]

incoming wounded

[maks]

when did lisa turn into ellen degeneres

[maxgoldberg]

ellen is at least in shape