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since bill gates and neithxe are gonna be lurking this thread to learn how to be super smart gonna use it to get hits on http://www.twitch.tv/steveyos/b/530620898

[herpreader]

btw I still have no clue who netixze is and don't care at all is that because I'm stupid? no need to worry about hurting my feelings I will take all advice to get smarter from the inventor of max smartness plug drugs

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[herpreader]

what's 2+2 please

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[herpreader]

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okay guys i said tomorrow we'll touch on integrals, the second half of calculus; who wants to know how to find the area under curves?

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to find the area under a curve in the x^2+mx+b format, we first need to find what is called an anti-derivative; for simple x^2+mx+b curves, finding the anti derivative is simple. First, throw out the constant, 'b', you don't need it. Now, what you're going to do, for each piece of the x^2+mx function, you simply need to add 1 to its exponent then divide that piece of the equation by whatever number the exponent now is.
the antiderivative of x^n will be (x^(n+1))/(n+1)
so, for the curve y=x^2, the antiderivative will be (x^3)/3.
To find the area underneath that curve between the lines x=1 and x=3, simply plug both of those x values into the anti-derivative, and subtract.
So, for the area between x=1 and x=3 under the curve y=x^2, we plug 3 into the antiderivative (which is (x^3)/3) getting 9, then plug 1 into the antiderivative getting 1/3.
9 - 1/3rd is 8 and 2/3rds, so the area is 8.6666666666 squared

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you now know integrals, the second half of calculus

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the reason you dont need the constant is because you can find the remaining area under the curve using your standard length*width rule for finding the area of rectangles

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of course it does get more complicated, like finding the area under sin waves and shit, but if you need to know that then you should probably go to school for it

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oh god im drunk, please don't start hitting on lisa again, please

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well too bad if you dont because im going to type it out anyways

[Dirty Beatle]

Oh you're still doing this

Why?

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Oh you're still doing this

Why?

because now no one needs to sit through months of abysmal lectures to learn calculus, i just summed it up in less than 2 pages

[herpreader]

because now no one needs to sit through months of abysmal lectures to learn calculus, i just summed it up in less than 2 pages

that was too much we didn't read it can you make it shorter just a simple bullet in your brain

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*starts dancing anyways*

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Unbelievable. Time Distortions. Space is the place, Mean Gene Okerlund. Go down that lonesome highway, yeah! But don’t be hypnotized, no. Reincarnation doesn’t have to be. You can concentrate and you can, uh, mental telepathy, yeah!

[Plug Drugs]

I EXPLAINED IT TO YOU IN TWO FUCKING POSTS, FUCKING LEARN IT

[herpreader]

couldn't even read all that

[Plug Drugs]

dude, just sift through those 2 posts, just fucking learn it quick

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you'll never know when you might need basic calculus someday,
are you alive or are you dead? a living person would learn this quick and i'm offering that to you

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of course you couldnt you retard

[maks]

plug drugs uses calculus to figure out how many more creed albums he needs to complete his collection

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silly goose ;)

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