Vigil for my neighbour, the girl who lives right next door to me has gone missing

[rubycalaber]

in scotland they would kick down the door and then kill the dog in case it offended any muslims

[steveyos]

y'all got doors right

[xoxo]

y'all got doors right

idiot, the place is locked up, the girl is missing and there is a dog trapped in her courtyard, she has no gate to her yard as she is a an in between flat, fences are really high too, only way to get the dog out is through her flat, which I have just informed the police I will break into tomorrow for the dog, I'm small enough to get through that small window and I'm not leaving that fucking dog there, I will go into their flat, go out the back, take the dog and lock their front door but leave the back door unlocked, I'll feed him and take him fpr a walk and he can just stay in my yard until further notice, my yard is a bit bigger anyway

[steveyos]

last yeat there were signs up for some girl missing around here and she looked really hot

[blumpkin blownuts]

if the minutia in your life we hear about get any smaller you'll be the first woman to split the atom using a reply button

[steveyos]

it makes sense I got it

[xoxo]

I called the cop and left a message to tell him that if no-one has come for the dog by tomorrow that I noticed a window I could get through and will probably just go in and take the dog... just so they know

I mean you can't really get permission for something like that but I'm going to do it tomorrow anyway

[rubycalaber]

lol at australian police not knowing what to do with a dog and not having the technology to get inside a locked house

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lol at australian police not knowing what to do with a dog and not having the technology to get inside a locked house

cops need a warrant to break in, I don't

they have more imprtant things to worry about than the dog

[rubycalaber]

cops need a warrant to break in, I don't

lmao what are you the fucking batgirl of saving dogs

inb4 you get arrested for breaking and entering and dog napping

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lmao what are you the fucking batgirl of saving dogs

inb4 you get arrested for breaking and entering and dog napping

LOL

at least I'm honest enough to leave a message with a cop that that is what I am going to do

[rubycalaber]

and bestiality when you let the dog knot you

[Lexi Persimmons]

Ruby, can you bury this thread in the "carried off by a dingo file"?

[rubycalaber]

I want the police to be able to see she is planning to steal a dog

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I want the police to be able to see she is planning to steal a dog

LOL

I already called a cop (the one who gave me his mobile number) and left a message telling him that if no-one comes home or comes to care for the dog by tomorrow I was going to do it

I'm small enough to fit through that small window so i won't have to break anything
will just go in, unlock the back door, get the dog and lock their front door behind me

and I will look after the dog until further notice

[rubycalaber]

hope the dogs microchip is encoded with the location of a drug cache and the cartel hitmen who killed your neighbor come back for you next

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hope the dogs microchip is encoded with the location of a drug cache and the cartel hitmen who killed your neighbor come back for you next

lol

I'm not stealing it, just will look after it until further notice

he can't just be left there, it's cruel

[steveyos]

FREAKING SPATH.

[maks]

FREAKING SPATH.

[blumpkin blownuts]

hope the dog bites you and its real owners sue you for stealing their dog then running them up a giant vet bill to treat the poor thing for the bite

[steveyos]

GOD DAMB

hopefully they go through your computer and realize youre a fucking idiot and confiscate it from you

[xoxo]

pictures of said "stolen" dog maks

XD



going to take him for a walk soon

[rubycalaber]

aww he looks happy

you must know how to work his knot

[xoxo]

he's got a pressed bone to chew on, I played ball with him, big bowl of food and plenty of water and will take him for a walk soon

[rubycalaber]

do you have a leash for him or are you just gonna let him play in traffic

[xoxo]

I have a leash and bought him a colar

[rubycalaber]

already had the leash for some bdsm fun

[xoxo]

lol

no got a leash off my mum, used to belong to our old dog that died

[rubycalaber]

are you gonna give it back if his owner turns up alive?