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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Dean View Post
    why is there no ruby megathread on this
    its a lie. ruby was sleweping.
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    gona kill deso
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    alright fjs is up
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desolation View Post
    Yesterday (or today whatever ) he cut his wrist in front of his parents, severing an artery and sending him straight to the emergency room.

    He texted me the doctor said he was a millimeter away from losing all function in his hand, but that sounds like chiding medical bullshit so I think we can all safely disregard it.

    Anyway, let's use this thread to send him our well-wishes, make fun of him, and discuss what drove him to do this.
    not funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by juji View Post
    No, you aren't owner of FJS, you didn't create FJS
    fjs has been up for a long, long time: http://www.funnyjokessquad.com

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    bullox.
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    howard dean maybe you need to do a special podcast edition
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    or possibly we need to record a celebrity chorus song that was hastily written which vaguely acknowledges the situation
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    Ruby is in the hospital. He has acquired AIDs from an unkwnown source. His AIDs was described as "fail AIDs" by medical professionals. His doctors believe it stems from his moderation of an dying internet forum and an unending contact with what cann only be called "pure unfiltered fail".
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    spath
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    Quote Originally Posted by steveyos View Post
    spath
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    I'm so damn lonely
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    Did he suicide himself before December 21, 2012?


    Quote Originally Posted by Steffies Yelle View Post
    I'll kill myself live on cam as soon as there's proof I literlaly promise, I will sincerely kill myself as soon as I see elz's computer playing arma 3 maxed with all nvidia exclusive graphics
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    his parents found out about the forum and he had no other choice
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    clay stop sniffing cocaine
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    snickers is one thing cocaine is another
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    Quote Originally Posted by clay View Post
    his parents found out about the forum and he had no other choice


    Quote Originally Posted by Steffies Yelle View Post
    I'll kill myself live on cam as soon as there's proof I literlaly promise, I will sincerely kill myself as soon as I see elz's computer playing arma 3 maxed with all nvidia exclusive graphics
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    Quote Originally Posted by clay View Post
    his parents found out about the forum and he had no other choice
    Same. If I was rubeys parne,ts and found that he had ben indirectley responsible for the Ilegal deletion of my acct [general dolis] multipl times in direct oppositon of the terms of service of this website , and that teh lizard population was stil in existenc,e I would probably kill myself as well.
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    Rubycalaber logged in, no surprise


    Quote Originally Posted by Steffies Yelle View Post
    I'll kill myself live on cam as soon as there's proof I literlaly promise, I will sincerely kill myself as soon as I see elz's computer playing arma 3 maxed with all nvidia exclusive graphics
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    he's back alive because fjs is up and not just a zetaboard anymore
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    Ruby can you come back please?

    clay is being a terrible admin and doing weird and bad things to my posts

    Tim is having a meltdown

    and I'm spamming

    you've got to be an internet hero and save eveything
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    she's at fjs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli View Post
    Ruby is in the hospital. He has acquired AIDs from an unkwnown source. His AIDs was described as "fail AIDs" by medical professionals. His doctors believe it stems from his moderation of an dying internet forum and an unending contact with what cann only be called "pure unfiltered fail".
    banging on this gimmick for a year and i finally laughed hard at it maybe im just wasted though
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    he's basically a funnier you right now
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    internut report to pal

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    both get mod to each forum's jail
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