New Year Resolutions ITT

[maks]

maybe she'll moon you that would be fun

[plusle riot]

did they eat clams in braveheart? i had an ex that was obsessed with the movie and only fastforwarded to the fight scenes so essentially all i saw were fight scenes and possibly one very tame, ultra-softcore sex scene

[maks]

I don't remember any clams but I remember 800 scottish guys in kilts bending over and spreading their ass cheeks at the english archers and I must say I'd probably rather see ruby's sister do that

[plusle riot]

yeah but the girls dont wear kilts. i think i love scotland, the whole gender swap roleplay is refreshing

[maks]

I asked ruby if he owns one and he doesn't but his dad has one he wears to weddings which makes total sense because weddings are the single gayest event a man will ever be forced to attend

[maks]

aside from an all male orgy of course, but he wouldn't be wearing his fancy dress kilt to that it would get stained

[plusle riot]

idk man axl rose wore some of the gayest shit possible. he wore a kilt in the live and let die vid and he wore white bicycle shorts on tour and omg if i even had my menstrual cycle at 8 years old i wouldve let him impregnate me

plug drugs favorite band

[plusle riot]

is that the guy from tool

[maks]

I'm not knocking kilts, I like it. In America a guy wears a suit and pretends to still be a man when his wife or girlfriend drags him to her cousin's wedding, in Scotland they wear the kilt to show symbolically that they accept they're no longer wearing the pants in the relationship and they're cool with it

when i used to wait tables, id pull my dick out of my pants and let it hang behind my apron so when i took peoples orders my dick would rest on their table

[plusle riot]

I'm not knocking kilts, I like it. In America a guy wears a suit and pretends to still be a man when his wife or girlfriend drags him to her cousin's wedding, in Scotland they wear the kilt to show symbolically that they accept they're no longer wearing the pants in the relationship and they're cool with it

i like your take on that.

i got a big rise out of the occasion

i like your take on that.

yeah that was pretty clever

[maks]

we had a family christmas thing today and I told my cousin I wasn't going to go to his wedding and he was pretty upset but he should have noticed I didn't go to the last 3 cousin weddings and there's a good reason for that it's because weddings are fucking stupid

[plusle riot]

were they all cash bar. i can understand that

[maks]

idc if they're free for $15 I can get a bottle and get just as drunk and not have to go to a wedding to do it

ive almost always banged one of the brides maids

[Desolation]

deso i like your avatar and really apprieiate it

Thanks fam, loving that Olivia Wilde rocking her Jayhawk pride

if the other clam is deso's, then yes.

NEST OF VIPERS

careful with that shit, ruby's sister is the jealous type

i can be shared

new years desolution

[dcent]

Imma scissor more with my scissor bitches, lexi, ramen, and lisa.

[internutt]

i also resolve to eat more clams, especially on wednesdays when they are $5 a bowl/dozen

i'd vow to eat more SEAFOOD and SAKE tonight but da white man is keepin me down. im getting mad

also

yeah my actual relationship with boobz is none of your damn business, k, brah??

[dcent]

Imma destroy everyones post count, Imma scissor the fuck out of every scissorable poster, and Imma destroy all of you in reps

[maks]

i'd vow to eat more SEAFOOD and SAKE tonight but da white man is keepin me down. im getting mad

also

yeah my actual relationship with boobz is none of your damn business, k, brah??

yeah my actual relationship with boobz is none of your damn business, k, brah??

[siburke939]

i read this bit:

siburke

[StompleB]

resolutions for 2014:
get trained to post on fjs
get the hindustanley parable
get dutch with cag at veggiegrill
get dp's secret aim screenname
get cheyeah to post again lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

never gonna get my steam name or skype name, it's not fucklord420 that's for sure

[StompleB]

We'll see.