New poster orientation: a biography about Lisa (containing serious real information I can verify)

[maks]

I'll try to keep this in chronological order

1. She is from penguin island australia.
2. She was raised in a family who traveled the continent in the circus (lol)
3. She was molested by her father Gordon bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig
4. She also had some type of abuse by her babysitter.
5. She became a teacher with "two degrees"
6. She molested some pupils (like 12 years old) and lost her job.
7. She is now dependent on aussie welfare for all living expenses.
8. She had a forum member rootbeer come visit her and spend 3k on her to fuck her, but then broke up with him.
9. A fellow aussie poster (Teknorat) trolled her into falling in love with him and she drove 2.5 hours to meet up with him to find out he just pranked her and she wasted all day. But it doesn't matter because she doesn't do anything all day.
10. She started a relationship/smoking meth with a Peter Quinn who left her to meet a new girl Gemma who is much better looking than Lisa and triggers her.
11. She has some sort of multiple mental illnesses and sees doctors regularly to contain them.

thanks. she is also the only poster who posts here regularly on a ytmnd spinoff forum

she didn't just have "some kind of abuse" from her babysitter, she was literally raped in the vagina

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

to all new ytmnd posters these are real facts about lisa

[Dirty Harry]

Whom they fear they hate
-Quintus Ennius

[Snoofalah]

Whom they fear they hate
-Quintus Ennius

Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men.

[Dirty Harry]

What is left when honor is lost ?.
-Publilius Syrus

[Snoofalah]

I really really really wanna zig a zig ah
-The Spice Girls

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[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

BUMP FOR MEMEBERS WHO HAVENT POSTED IN AWHILE

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

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