Adopt A Lizard Person.

[juji]

Also, i don't hate plug drugs, but he still dislikes me for no reason

[Lisa Claus]

First lesson, you keep insulting anyone whatever you want it produces "bad feelings" and "mental retardation" to you, i recommend you shouldn't repeat overdone and useless insults, make a good post that it does relate to comedy. Be careful to post.

juji you are amusing

I don't feel funny

I don't find most of these fuckheads funny at all

They make more insults than I do

I can't help it if I don't like fuckheads

A fuckhead is a fuckhead and a spade is a spade

[juji]

juji you are amusing

I don't feel funny

I don't find most of these fuckheads funny at all

They make more insults than I do

I can't help it if I don't like fuckheads

A fuckhead is a fuckhead and a spade is a spade

Second lesson, stay with me because you're my adopted, please ignore their insults against you because you already insulted them a lot. You shouldn't take their influences because i cannot allow that. Follow my example when i post anytime.

spergging out with lisa and the gang

[Lisa Claus]

Second lesson, stay with me because you're my adopted, please ignore their insults against you because you already insulted them a lot. You shouldn't take their influences because i cannot allow that. Follow my example when i post anytime.

Lol

There's actually a sweetheart inside you somewhere isn't there?

he's gaining your trust so it's easier to murder you irl

[juji]

Lol

There's actually a sweetheart inside you somewhere isn't there?

Fifth lesson, Never question to your master, in fact i adopted you it basically means i have a heart in my own body, don't try to think i'm willing to murder you.

[blumpkin blownuts]

you should let him send you that money

[Lisa Claus]

Fifth lesson, Never question to your master, in fact i adopted you it basically means i have a heart in my own body, don't try to think i'm willing to murder you.

I don't care if I get murdered because I'll be dead

[juji]

I don't care if I get murdered because I'll be dead

Seventh lesson, Don't comment when i gave you other lessons, you are supposed to memorize the lessons, is very important for your life.

[0bnoxious0ne]

POST YOUR DICK OB

Hoping it is still there is why you are so eager to "adopt" me. Are you interested in maintaining this "adoption" if I no longer have one?

[blumpkin blownuts]

she needs a slap upside the head

[Lisa Claus]

lol

I want to see your nipples juji

[blumpkin blownuts]

Hoping it is still there is why you are so eager to "adopt" me. Are you interested in maintaining this "adoption" if I no longer have one?

i don't think that has anything to do with him adopting you. he's already adopted you, dick or no dick.
we just want to see your dick as a matter of morbid curiousity

[juji]

lol

I want to see your nipples juji

Ninth lesson, You have no right to have sex fantasy with your master, it's forbidden due to the adopt a lizard rules.

post that dick ob

wanna see your dick ob, gotta see what it looks like wanna check out your dick ob

[Lisa Claus]

Ninth lesson, You have no right to have sex fantasy with your master, it's forbidden due to the adopt a lizard rules.

lol

can't help it

I'd love to fuck you and that's your fault

lisa fucked her father irl and now wants to do the same with her forum daddy

[juji]

lol

can't help it

I'd love to fuck you and that's your fault

I repeat, Ninth lesson, You have no right to have sex fantasy with your master, it's forbidden due to the adopt a lizard rules. So you never say sexual things towards to me

[Alsto]

what exactly determines one's lizard status?

[Lisa Claus]

I repeat, Ninth lesson, You have no right to have sex fantasy with your master, it's forbidden due to the adopt a lizard rules. So you never say sexual things towards to me

It's ok

dp just disgusted me and killed my horny

lizard status comes from the great barry fourm influx of 2012, ob, lisa, cody etc etc all came over on the tim and monde had to post links to here in shitty fourms full of faggots, they then came, tried to fit in, and failed, they failed hard and keep on doing it to this very day

[Alsto]

so the first wave of losers he brought in 09-10 aren't lizards...

[Alsto]

last time we did this i think i had Cracker/Crapper in the adopt a noob program...

ya it was exactly like yikers but there where more of them and there all 50 years old

[Alsto]

good g-d, that sounds awful... you are a brave, brave man dp, i admire your dedication to helping less fortunate posters...

[sex with dead people]

Bring back yikers

[steveyos]

every single person who has post on rejected heaven has gotten gender swap surgery

[Alsto]

yeah, and by cheap bad operation in some 3rd world country reason...