my chest hurts and my left arm is numb

[blumpkin blownuts]

it's a joke elz...

[juji]

[plusle riot]

No, it's a gall stone, I've had them for years, they hurt like a motherfucker but they're not particularly dangerous I'm just being dramatic.

Usually I take a percoset but I had a couple of adderal early this evening and I'm incredibly cautious with drugs, almost to the point of paranoia, so I'm just going to have to deal with it until it passes.

i know that feel. gall stones are hereditary in my family on the womens side. had my gall bladder removed in '03. they gave me a morphine drip while some bitch that had her appendix out across from me wailed and moaned, then they threatened to take it away from me because i "wasn't using it enough". hue. i didnt even wait to be discharged and walked out in my gown the very next day. laser surgery is quite something but the navel incision took some getting over. just get it out, you'll feel loads better.

[internutt]

i worry...

sometimes i get my dick real cold so its small and i lean back in the shower and dribble a little pee out so it runs down my buttcrack and soothes my hemmroids like jelly fish stings

barrys boomerang dick does a number on my hole's main veins

[plusle riot]

i worry...

don't worry, be happy

[maks]

i know that feel. gall stones are hereditary in my family on the womens side. had my gall bladder removed in '03. they gave me a morphine drip while some bitch that had her appendix out across from me wailed and moaned, then they threatened to take it away from me because i "wasn't using it enough". hue. i didnt even wait to be discharged and walked out in my gown the very next day. laser surgery is quite something but the navel incision took some getting over. just get it out, you'll feel loads better.

did you have to change your diet

[plusle riot]

no, the only thing my stomach can't handle is red peppers which kinda sucks but i can live without. if i eat the slightest sliver i get all bloated and have a stomachache which i;m sure an antacid would take care of but i'm not a fucking pharmacy i don't buy that shit

[plusle riot]

had a dejavu reading that post as i hit submit woah

[maks]

no, the only thing my stomach can't handle is red peppers which kinda sucks but i can live without. if i eat the slightest sliver i get all bloated and have a stomachache which i;m sure an antacid would take care of but i'm not a fucking pharmacy i don't buy that shit

fine by me I don't like red peppers anyway but I heard you can't eat greasy stuff and there's no way I'm giving up philly cheese steak or sausage patties pain be damned

[plusle riot]

nah i'm good on that shit personally but i guess everyone can be different. the point is though, you'll have to have it removed at some point as it'll just fill up with more stones until it's just jam packed and you get to the point where you can't eat anything without having an attack where a stone lodges the stomach pipe and you're in constant pain. i was too far gone for the drugs that melt the stones down, my shit was in danger of the stones piercing my gall bladder and me ending up with septicemia

[always stevey]

Glad I have no penis

[plusle riot]

they don't come out your urethra

[maks]

nah i'm good on that shit personally but i guess everyone can be different. the point is though, you'll have to have it removed at some point as it'll just fill up with more stones until it's just jam packed and you get to the point where you can't eat anything without having an attack where a stone lodges the stomach pipe and you're in constant pain. i was too far gone for the drugs that melt the stones down, my shit was in danger of the stones piercing my gall bladder and me ending up with septicemia

yeah I heard if it gets really bad your gall bladder can burst, I'm sure it will eventually have to be removed but I'd like to wait until it's absolutely necessary before I have an organ chopped out I'm willing to deal with occasional pain to avoid potential drastic lifestyle changes

[maks]

they don't come out your urethra

everyone on this forum apparently thinks the gall bladder and the kidneys are the same thing

[plusle riot]

yeah I heard if it gets really bad your gall bladder can burst, I'm sure it will eventually have to be removed but I'd like to wait until it's absolutely necessary before I have an organ chopped out I'm willing to deal with occasional pain to avoid potential drastic lifestyle changes

you don't wanna wait that long, it's unbearable. i was carted off in an ambulance at one point, first time i got morphine intravenously and i offered my ride a blowjob AND a sandwich i felt so good. anyway it's not an organ you really need just like the appendix, just puts a little more pressure on the liver to make bile and mine's held up fine

everyone on this forum apparently thinks the gall bladder and the kidneys are the same thing

everyone on this forum's a dumbass

[maks]

you don't wanna wait that long, it's unbearable. i was carted off in an ambulance at one point, first time i got morphine intravenously and i offered my ride a blowjob AND a sandwich i felt so good. anyway it's not an organ you really need just like the appendix, just puts a little more pressure on the liver to make bile and mine's held up fine

at very least I'm going to wait until obamacare kicks in, if they're going to force me to buy health insurance then I am going to rape them for it

[plusle riot]

i thought you had health insurance. i'd be fucked without mine, lord knows they take enough out of my paycheck for it, i may as well use it.

[maks]

I used to but the company I work for now is too small to provide it and frankly I'd rather they pay me more instead of buying me shit I don't really need

[always stevey]

they don't come out your urethra

Where do they come out of? :)

[juji]

at very least I'm going to wait until obamacare kicks in, if they're going to force me to buy health insurance then I am going to rape them for it

It does require you (unless you are Amish) to have insurance coverage.

[maks]

It does require you (unless you are Amish) to have insurance coverage.

yeah pretty much, and I have to pay for it myself

[plusle riot]

I used to but the company I work for now is too small to provide it and frankly I'd rather they pay me more instead of buying me shit I don't really need

you end up paying more in the long run. idk it's just mind boggling how an illness can bankrupt someone here if they don't have coverage or benefits

[plusle riot]

yeah pretty much, and I have to pay for it myself

join the amish mafia. i actually watch that show

[maks]

you end up paying more in the long run. idk it's just mind boggling how an illness can bankrupt someone here if they don't have coverage or benefits

If I got cancer I could go on state insurance which is only $100 a month more than what I'd be paying if I didn't have cancer. It's mind boggling that people think it's way worse than it actually is and we need sweeping changes to a system which works just fine if you bother to take advantage of it

[steveyos]

lmfao marks had a coke stroke in 2013 and here we are all the way in 2018 and he's just getting off it, I sure do love weed no health affects smoking every day since 12 years old so happy I don't need drugs by being sad faggot reason and just get to smoke a nice natural plant so I can to do my situps and downs by a mcdonalds reason ^___^ I think all the weed is the reason I'm alive today tbqh man I'm so happy all I need is weed and I love that marks almost died lol

[steveyos]

you end up paying more in the long run. idk it's just mind boggling how an illness can bankrupt someone here if they don't have coverage or benefits

being a junkie is not an illness

[maks]

my health problems are taken care of how about yours

[steveyos]

junkie =/= health problems, donny