think we have successfully chased away all the girls,

actually besides weed I'll be straight edge as soon as I'm in a little better shape, and weed isn't a drug it's like a fruit or vegetable it's just good for you man

actually besides weed I'll be straight edge as soon as I'm in a little better shape, and weed isn't a drug it's like a fruit or vegetable it's just good for you man

if you're being serious tell me you're joking then at fjs please avoid the music section

[steveyos]

if you're being serious tell me you're joking then at fjs please avoid the music section

knock it off

i am looking out for my good friend bob hugs

[steveyos]

i am looking out for my good friend bob hugs

tell him to post at fjs

tell him to post at fjs

tell yourself to post at fjs

[steveyos]

tell yourself to post at fjs

I'm dead serious I'm only posting here right now because I can't be funny and I don't want to fag up fjs with unfunny posts

[blumpkin blownuts]

she showed me her elf ears, they're metal and actually sorta hot

[blumpkin blownuts]

well i was just going to make a list on my mp3 player and plug that into her sister's stereo
we haven't fucked yet, we were going to on our third date (!) at her place but her period started so she had to settle for s'ing my d

[Autistic Spectrum]

track 1: money by pink floyd
track 2: one Bourbon one Scotch one Beer - George Thorogood

bob hugs please do not scare this girl off okay and maybe get her to post here heeeeh ^_^

[blumpkin blownuts]

bob hugs please do not scare this girl off okay and maybe get her to post here heeeeh ^_^

i'm doing my best. i haven't had to try really, she's finding out all my little quirks and so far she thinks it's cute or funny. she's a big nerd though... she's a LARP'er and dresses up like an elf. i am not fucking kiddign.

needless to say i will not be telling her i'm immortal.
if she knew i posted at a place like this i imagine she would get scraed

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm doing my best. i haven't had to try really, she's finding out all my little quirks and so far she thinks it's cute or funny. she's a big nerd though... she's a LARP'er and dresses up like an elf. i am not fucking kiddign.

needless to say i will not be telling her i'm immortal.
if she knew i posted at a place like this i imagine she would get scraed

oh god post a pic of her in her larp suit, blur out her face if you must

[blumpkin blownuts]

oh god post a pic of her in her larp suit, blur out her face if you must

fuck no, go make fun of your own d&d girlfriend

[Autistic Spectrum]

need to fap so fucking bad,,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

marry her, this week

[blumpkin blownuts]

marry her, this week

she keeps making jokes about having me move in with her... at least i hope she's joking

this is like that episode of arrested development where hea in love with a retard and everyone knows it but him

[Autistic Spectrum]

everyone who dates larpers, and blad men must die

[Autistic Spectrum]

trade pics via pm, i don't care i just want to see some hot bitches in elf ears

oh man u gonna have a new roommate

[blumpkin blownuts]

oh man u gonna have a new roommate

yeah i don't know about living with three girls

yeah i don't know about living with three girls

wait at least a year man u need to spend four seasons with a person before u know how fucked up they really are

[blumpkin blownuts]

wait at least a year man u need to spend four seasons with a person before u know how fucked up they really are

thanks that's good advice
marks is helping me through this too

yeah i sorta got the same advice but only half as long from my aunt

maybe if u would have listened u wouldn't have had that samantha alt and weird ex wife alt for so long

she sounds like she might be retarded

[blumpkin blownuts]

she sounds like she might be retarded

no she's just a d&d nerd, trekkie, etc
i usually don't like nerdy girls because they are messy and smell bad but this one takes very good care of herself

[Autistic Spectrum]

please tell me she's into cosplay i need to fap so fucking bad

[blumpkin blownuts]

please tell me she's into cosplay i need to fap so fucking bad

she makes costumes but dresses up like medival people, not like animals or anything creepy

[Autistic Spectrum]

ashley will agree to post the bald man pic of her bf if you post your girlfriend in a legangd of zelda suit