Got hired today for an actual career

you will probably die of an overdose though so you have that in common

[Plug Drugs]

that's not an age dumbass it's a level of experience and you're never going to get there

old dudes dont get hired to be baggers at grocery stores or paper boys, etc.. theres just an inherent age bias in the working world. experiment with it yourself, dress a little differently, wear your hair differently, and people treat you entirely different. people are morons i try to always base what i think about a person on what they say and do and not how they dress. also i have experience dickhead.

[Plug Drugs]

i'm not even that fat stop picking on me =(

[Genital Doli]

old dudes dont get hired to be baggers at grocery stores or paper boys, etc.. theres just an inherent age bias in the working world. experiment with it yourself, dress a little differently, wear your hair differently, and people treat you entirely different. people are morons i try to always base what i think about a person on what they say and do and not how they dress. also i have experience dickhead.

ya, uve got it all figured out, tahts why your literally a person who pushes carts around in the walmart

[always stevey]

Chris Farley is dead. lol

old dudes dont get hired to be baggers at grocery stores or paper boys, etc.. theres just an inherent age bias in the working world. experiment with it yourself, dress a little differently, wear your hair differently, and people treat you entirely different. people are morons i try to always base what i think about a person on what they say and do and not how they dress. also i have experience dickhead.

why dont you shave and cut your hair instead of whining about social customs

[Plug Drugs]

why dont you shave and cut your hair instead of whining about social customs

ive had a buzz cut since i was 16, i started growing out my hair last august. people were always confusing me for being in the military and i didnt want to give off that kind of vibe. i think fashion is stupid, i do nothing to my hair. i wet it down in the shower and just let it do whatever, maybe fix it in a mirror once in a while

[Plug Drugs]

i never cut it, i wont cut it again til its like hanging down in my eyes and i just shave it off. every time ive let a female cut my hair they try turning me into a faggot, and guy barbers dont know what to do with my thick hair

[Plug Drugs]

why dont you shave and cut your hair instead of whining about social customs

guys really cant win; they either end up looking like:
- a faggot
- a mamas boy
- in the military
- a stoner who doesnt give a shit
i kind of go with the latter since thats sort of what i am

[UofLCardfan08]

not that kind
i'll be programming stoves dishwashers and range ovens

engineer elz a third world hearing aid, his handicap is taking a huge toll on his family and neighbors

congrats on the job!

[Plug Drugs]

not that i have anything against fags, i enjoy sucking the occasional cock (who doesnt?) but i just dont want to care about my appearance that much to spruce things up

[Plug Drugs]

engineer elz a third world hearing aid, his handicap is taking a huge toll on his family and neighbors

congrats on the job!

please stay tailored to the current subject at hand, we're talking about my hair and how beautiful it is

[always stevey]

You're not going to get hired anyway with that kind of attitude.

jesus christ quote my post again pelase

[Plug Drugs]

only at places which recognize my dedication to legitimate work and dont believe in scamming the fuck out of people

[always stevey]

jesus christ quote my post again pelase

[always stevey]

only at places which recognize my dedication to legitimate work and dont believe in scamming the fuck out of people

Businesses won't hire you on your terms. You're not on that level.

[Plug Drugs]

Businesses won't hire you on your terms. You're not on that level.

i just need to get really good at one thing and do a few magic tricks that no one knows how its done and the employrers applaud like the big dumb imbeciles that they are

[Plug Drugs]

arrff aarffff *walrus clapping*

[Plug Drugs]

jesus christ quote my post again pelase

what

Hello Wal-Mart. Plug Drugs here. If you'd like to hire me to push some carts around for you, I wouldn't consider any starting wage below $28.00 an hour. I also take a two hour lunch as well as a minimum of five breaks per day, during each of which I will go to the in-store Subway sandwich shop and partake of a footlong submarine sandwich, which will be provided at company expense, as well as some illicit narcotics. I will also require a company car since my grandmother will no longer let me take hers since she caught me stealing her pills.

[UofLCardfan08]

The next application Mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig fills out will be crying for social security

...drug addled trailer trash for life...

[always stevey]

Hello Wal-Mart. Plug Drugs here. If you'd like to hire me to push some carts around for you, I wouldn't consider any starting wage below $28.00 an hour. I also take a two hour lunch as well as a minimum of five breaks per day, during each of which I will go to the in-store Subway sandwich shop and partake of a footlong submarine sandwich, which will be provided at company expense, as well as some illicit narcotics. I will also require a company car since my grandmother will no longer let me take hers since she caught me stealing her pills.

XD

[UofLCardfan08]

Hello Wal-Mart. Plug Drugs here. If you'd like to hire me to push some carts around for you, I wouldn't consider any starting wage below $28.00 an hour. I also take a two hour lunch as well as a minimum of five breaks per day, during each of which I will go to the in-store Subway sandwich shop and partake of a footlong submarine sandwich, which will be provided at company expense, as well as some illicit narcotics. I will also require a company car since my grandmother will no longer let me take hers since she caught me stealing her pills.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Camoron again.

truth

[Genital Doli]

Hello Wal-Mart. Plug Drugs here. If you'd like to hire me to push some carts around for you, I wouldn't consider any starting wage below $28.00 an hour. I also take a two hour lunch as well as a minimum of five breaks per day, during each of which I will go to the in-store Subway sandwich shop and partake of a footlong submarine sandwich, which will be provided at company expense, as well as some illicit narcotics. I will also require a company car since my grandmother will no longer let me take hers since she caught me stealing her pills.

Hello.

[Genital Doli]

Hello.

Greetings.

[Plug Drugs]

im sorry did i offend all your dim uneducated lifestyles??

[always stevey]

You ought not to be calling anyone's lifestyle dim.

[Plug Drugs]

youll see im gonna be a fucking doctor one day because im not going to knock a girl up or get in debt and enslave myself like a dumbshit

no you offend my intelligent college educated lifestyle