went to get an oil change at firestone and those idiots told me that

[steveyos]

tim can probably fit a ford excursion

jon obviously had a little typo time there when he told you to put your finger in the dirty oil and rub it on the gasket. he meant to put your finger in the new oil so that you wont get tiny contaminants like dirt or burned clumps of oil on the mating surface. that way it wont slowly burn and form a gasket scar allowing little bits of oil to escape and aerosolize all over your engine bay.

he also mustve accidentally deleted the step where youre supposed to fill your new oil filter about half way with new oil before you screw it on. jon and his crazy computer typo times

jon obviously had a little typo time there when he told you to put your finger in the dirty oil and rub it on the gasket. he meant to put your finger in the new oil so that you wont get tiny contaminants like dirt or burned clumps of oil on the mating surface. that way it wont slowly burn and form a gasket scar allowing little bits of oil to escape and aerosolize all over your engine bay.

he also mustve accidentally deleted the step where youre supposed to fill your new oil filter about half way with new oil before you screw it on. jon and his crazy computer typo times

maybe he accidentally forgot to work at jiffy lube for the rest of his life

[jon]

jon obviously had a little typo time there when he told you to put your finger in the dirty oil and rub it on the gasket. he meant to put your finger in the new oil so that you wont get tiny contaminants like dirt or burned clumps of oil on the mating surface. that way it wont slowly burn and form a gasket scar allowing little bits of oil to escape and aerosolize all over your engine bay.

he also mustve accidentally deleted the step where youre supposed to fill your new oil filter about half way with new oil before you screw it on. jon and his crazy computer typo times

it's not funny to talk about clean oil

[steveyos]

fatima I watched some vids by this girl http://www.veneisse.com/ and now like wow, do you do that stuff? I wish I was a girl so bad after watching that stuff

[terror baby]

wow how does she do that?

[steveyos]

wow how does she do that?

idk I'm thinking about trying it to be honest it looks like it's the greatest thing one can do to one's self

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would change your oil for you tumor baby, if i lived in the greatest state in the greatest nation on earth texas,

[terror baby]

i would change your oil for you tumor baby, if i lived in the greatest state in the greatest nation on earth texas,

move here, the economy is booming.

[steveyos]

literally texas is worse than mexico and serves no other purpose than being a buffer between first and third world countries

[steveyos]

mexico should be between usa and texas put texas way farther down south please make it an island and then sink it

[terror baby]

[steveyos]

fatima you can give yourself an enema with car oil and it makes your body run better you will be able to do so many more pushups and situps and run so fast

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's not really that hard to change your oil and your air filter and do your fluids yourself, in fact if you give it a try you might even find it quite satisfying that you are not at the mercy of jiffy lube and you control your own destiny

[steveyos]

texas, where fags go to be fags, nah dp ain't going there hes' not a fag, yeah he's a "fag" but he's not a fag,

[Autistic Spectrum]

sorry i watched too many king of the hill reruns to be able to live in texas

[Autistic Spectrum]

BOBBY!!!!!!

[terror baby]

I'm going to drive to Jon's apartment complex across the street from me, find his red saab, and leave him a creepy note.

[Autistic Spectrum]

have it say DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR, and get a rubber ear from the dollar store,and burn half of it , then put it right on the windshield

[steveyos]

or you can just take off your bomb vest and put it under his car for when he gets in it

[Autistic Spectrum]

get an ATF bussiness card off the net, and leave it on his door, have it say, would like you to answer a few questions please give us a call at this number,

[steveyos]

so no one will ever pick up lol tek left me that voicemail on tinychat how many days ago I sitll haven't connected my phone

[steveyos]

have the number be 401-400-2FJS

You will be fine. Tell them no.

[steveyos]

or kill yourself tb either one

[timmy]

i needed a brake fluid flush....is that even a real thing? $89.99

most cars are easy to change oil, get that useless "man" of yours to learn how so you save money

[timmy]

if lolwhales cant change oil or break fluid on his own in the next 2 years leave his ass

i want some iced tea

I think thats what amde me so hyper earlier tonight

[steveyos]

I think thats what amde me so hyper earlier tonight

no that was cag