My Cag Fantasy

lol

[Genital Doli]

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im actually oretty drunk i drink everytime the midget does in the elder scrollstv show i bought like 2 bttles of wine and some barenjager because i couldnt find mead

[steveyos]

WWW.2fjs.com best thing for your computer

[always stevey]

only ren fags drink mead.

twitter is a big deal for me

in return for helpig the house of garfield i wil bereath you one picture of my royal fallice

cag maybe if you could put aside our diferences (im cute and funny and youre..wel... cag) and you could help me come up with a funny gaem ofthromes/renassaince festival tweet

im having difficulty coming up with the right wording for the punchline to hit correctly within 140 characters

i want it to be about how someone at ren fest takes it a little too seriously and beheads the fat plumber pretending to be the king and all of the towns people/festival goers go wild and start pillaging the plaster shacks that hold all the medieval sunglasses

[steveyos]

My Fag Fantasy

Ok.........

[always stevey]

[juji]

Cag, why are you being mean? Is true becoming a woman is harsh? If you enjoy their fantasies, then youre real woman.

elz dont woryr about it...

[juji]

Im not sure cag is trolling or not

Im not sure cag is trolling or not

no shes just a bitch

[steveyos]

god damn elz

[juji]

I wish real women exist

they r all farmers daughters and whore no lady is enough for THIS lord

me too brethren , me too

[juji]

Ancient women weren't really mean, they are like female dogs who love their owners

yes, women are bitches elz

yes why cant it be like the days of yore? so peaceful and much better posters if i may say so my self

cag of ages

[steveyos]

why is elz single what women could say no to that

[UofLCardfan08]

why is elz single what women could say no to that

because any respectable woman would call the authorities on his behavior




It was ruby who made a post about elz's pepperesque lifestyle

[juji]

However Madeline is ugliest than Lisa and cag

[steveyos]

However Madeline is ugliest than Lisa and cag

why can't you make one post towards a female that doesn't have to do with them being a soul in a female body? fucking fuck

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag fantsy number 213,

in this fantasy she some how unlocks the master lock i put on her chains, and sneaks up from my basement, i am watching tv in the other room and i hear a soft clop clop in the other room, i stand up slowly peaking around the corner, and spot her trying to sneak out the back door, i spring out and yell CAG are WE GONNA DO THIS THE HARD WAY OR THE EASY WAY,,, she whispers the hard way,,, i then bum rush her knocking her small stripper body to the floor and then i pick her up and thorw her down the basement stairs, i rush down the stairs after her, grab her by her hair and drag her back to the wall i had her chained too, smashing her face into the wall, and re locking the lock, i throw a couple new locks on her chains for good mesure,,,

[juji]

lol

you know for the record if we were all to hang out wed probably get along pretty well, i just want to say that if i ever won the lottery i would buy every one of you a ticket to cags house so we could all sit around and have our turns with her until jizz was bubbling out of her ears