bought some salsa with trinidad moruga scorpion peppers in it

[Moonman]

marks can pronounce 5 words in one of those books

[Moonman]

why dont you try reading a book marks instead of preaching about your IT fuckin community college education lmao

[Moonman]

1. IT Guy
A person who works in a small closet setting up computers and answering help requests all day with at least 3 of the following 5 symptoms...

1 - Uses Linux
2 - Believes other employees exists to serve him, not the other way around
3 - Has told the cofee holder joke to friends/family
4 - Has unhealthy hatred of Microsoft
5 - Smug beyond belief

Typically straight of college. Often was a nerd in high school but not smart enough to major in engineering in college.

IT Guy - "Can you believe that manager just told me to install Vista? Seriously, who does he think he is?"

[maks]

2 hours later and the unemployed junkie with no skills no prospects and no future is still ranting about 18th century philosophers

[Moonman]

yeah play it off bitch, sit down dumbass

[Moonman]

you're my bitch now, come over here and suck my cock

[maks]

should I learn a marketable skill or do some meth and spend hours posting long unreadable diatribes about chomsky that no one anywhere will ever read hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[maks]

this forum has gone soft lately since I haven't been posting much, this guy seems to think he can just make threads all willy nilly without getting owned well I can't allow that to go on can I that's not something socrates would do

[Moonman]

does learn a marketable skill mean give a community college a few thousand dollars to learn powershell then sit on my ass every day posting on an internet forum?

[maks]

I didn;t read that but I'm sure it's really profound you should tell it to your grandparents who you live with

[Moonman]

this forum has gone soft lately since I haven't been posting much, this guy seems to think he can just make threads all willy nilly without getting owned well I can't allow that to go on can I that's not something socrates would do

yeah get owned lmao, marks, you couldn't understand one fucking paragraph in one of those books
i am your superior bitch, get on your fucking knees

[maks]

I think karl marx put it best when he said "plug drugs is a stupid fucking fag"

[Moonman]

[Moonman]

you're running out of jokes joker, run and hide

[maks]

Basic Meeting at the Tip, by Betrand Russel

[Moonman]

"I fix old ladies computers for food" by Marks i-live-in-connecticut-like-a-huge-fucking-tool

[Moonman]

oop marks is viewing the thread hes going to try to get the last word in like a little impish cocksucker

[maks]

"I compare writing philosophy essays on a troll forum to an actual job" by mike when-my-grandparents-die-i-will-be-living-in-a-shelter-bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig

[UofLCardfan08]

Shopping Carts 101 - an introduction to dirtbag career choices

[juji]

holy fuck plug drugs is a crackhead

[steveyos]

I'm so glad I don't read books or care about people from teh past who just said a bunch of words

[steveyos]

the last book I read was a goosebumps choose your own adventure about 15 years ago and I didn't finish it

[steveyos]

the only book I ever read all the way was mick foley's book I don't remember if I only read the first one or both of them

[steveyos]

[steveyos]

I read the whole fucking thing

[steveyos]

he is honestly the best writer ever nobody has even put thought to pen to paper like him even though it's mostly about the wrestling business even if you don't watch wrestling the book is the best book ever

[maks]

mick foley is a modern day Johann Augustus Eberhard

[maks]

please write a 14 paragraph summery of mick's theories on the suplex because everyone is here to read book reports

this thread was a little too spicy for me

[steveyos]

mick foley is god