hey, could you put this in the herpetarium, please? thanks, bud
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04-12-2016It is all ready in Herpatarium ! ! !
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04-17-2016Two Coffees in Heaven!
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohamed?' he asks.
'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohamed is higher up.'
Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohamed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides,
climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, 'Are you Mohamed?'
'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses;
Mohamed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again.
He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohamed?'
'No, I am Jesus, the Christ;
you will find Mohamed higher up.'
Mohamed higher than Jesus!
Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his
delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.
Once again, he reaches an even larger room
where he meets this truly magnificent looking man
with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question:
'Are you Mohamed?' he gasps as he is by now,
totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted.
Would you like a cup of coffee?'
Obama says, 'Yes please!'
As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out:
'Hey, Mohamed, two coffees!'
Keep your trust in God;
your president is an idiot.
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05-02-2016kent I'm going to need you to change the name of this thread to 'Found On The Information Superhighway 2 !'
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05-07-2016don't you fucking ignore me faggot
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05-07-2016please stop harassing my friends steven and kent. and my buddy greg, too. thanks.
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