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    lsia, rooteer doesnt deservehis diamonds back, after the way he trated you, you should send the to me instead, to spite him! pm me and ill give you my address.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camoron View Post
    lsia, rooteer doesnt deservehis diamonds back, after the way he trated you, you should send the to me instead, to spite him! pm me and ill give you my address.
    lol. He can have them back and write it off as a learning experience teach.
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    did anyone else get this pm from lisa




    Hello,

    I am Lisa an attorney of law to a deceased Immigrant property Magnate, who was based in the U.K, also referred to as my client.

    On the 25th of July 2000, my client, his wife, and their two Children died in the Air France concord plane crash bound for New York. They were on their way to a world cruise.

    Prior to that accident and since then, I have been managing Mr Schoeler's properties here in the U.K. Some of these properties, at the time of the accident, were already put on sale. I, as his attorney, monitored the sale of the properties, and the depositing of the proceeds into Mr Schoeler's main U.K bank account. I have contacted you initially to assist me in repatriating the money, and possibly ownership of some of the property left behind by my client; this is to prevent ownership of both reverting to the state. By U.K law, ownership of funds in current bank accounts unattended for six years will automatically revert back to her majesty's government treasury. However, the legal procedure to activate this takes about three months, of which there are just about two months left.

    The bank has recently issued me a notice to provide details of any of Mr Schoeler's next of kin within a short period of time, this thereby triggers off the procedure of reverting ownership of the funds to her majesty's government. My Late client's main Uk bank account is valued at fifteen million, five hundred thousand U.S dollars ($15.5m). Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any relatives of my late client in the last six years; and with the bank indicating that they now wish to shortly start the procedure of reversion of ownership of the funds to the state, I now seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. And then you in turn can send me my share of the money. The ratio for the sharing of the funds will be fifty per cent (50%) to me, forty per cent (40%) to you, and ten per cent (10%) for miscellaneous expenses that might arise. I have all the necessary information that will be used to back up any claim we may make..

    All I require is your honest co-operation and confidentiality to enable us sees this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Trust me, as Mr Schoeler's attorney; this is a risk-free transaction. Please send me your full names, address, and your telephone and fax numbers to enable us discuss this matter further.

    I very much look forward to a swift response from you.

    Kindest regards,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum View Post
    did anyone else get this pm from lisa




    Hello,

    I am Lisa an attorney of law to a deceased Immigrant property Magnate, who was based in the U.K, also referred to as my client.

    On the 25th of July 2000, my client, his wife, and their two Children died in the Air France concord plane crash bound for New York. They were on their way to a world cruise.

    Prior to that accident and since then, I have been managing Mr Schoeler's properties here in the U.K. Some of these properties, at the time of the accident, were already put on sale. I, as his attorney, monitored the sale of the properties, and the depositing of the proceeds into Mr Schoeler's main U.K bank account. I have contacted you initially to assist me in repatriating the money, and possibly ownership of some of the property left behind by my client; this is to prevent ownership of both reverting to the state. By U.K law, ownership of funds in current bank accounts unattended for six years will automatically revert back to her majesty's government treasury. However, the legal procedure to activate this takes about three months, of which there are just about two months left.

    The bank has recently issued me a notice to provide details of any of Mr Schoeler's next of kin within a short period of time, this thereby triggers off the procedure of reverting ownership of the funds to her majesty's government. My Late client's main Uk bank account is valued at fifteen million, five hundred thousand U.S dollars ($15.5m). Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any relatives of my late client in the last six years; and with the bank indicating that they now wish to shortly start the procedure of reversion of ownership of the funds to the state, I now seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. And then you in turn can send me my share of the money. The ratio for the sharing of the funds will be fifty per cent (50%) to me, forty per cent (40%) to you, and ten per cent (10%) for miscellaneous expenses that might arise. I have all the necessary information that will be used to back up any claim we may make..

    All I require is your honest co-operation and confidentiality to enable us sees this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Trust me, as Mr Schoeler's attorney; this is a risk-free transaction. Please send me your full names, address, and your telephone and fax numbers to enable us discuss this matter further.

    I very much look forward to a swift response from you.

    Kindest regards,

    Lisa
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    Dp, you know I got my eye on your two jet skis and zorb ball. lol
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    if you fill my zorb with water it's basically a round inflatable bath tub
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    Super jelly
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    lisa you can buy a zorb, all you have to do is work a little extra hard and trick an unspecting virgin out of like 2 grand
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum View Post
    lisa you can buy a zorb, all you have to do is work a little extra hard and trick an unspecting virgin out of like 2 grand
    Really?

    .... Oh yoo hoo ~ clay ;)
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    *counts down to ban*
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    lisa, buy one of these with rootbeer's money
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    its ironic that rootbeer and lisa seriously post about this i know the internet is seirous but holy fuck way to ruin your posting career indefinately both retards deserve each other
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    ya the gayest thing about this is how they ruined there posting careers, well ptu big gay dolphin, ,,,,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli View Post
    ya the gayest thing about this is how they ruined there posting careers, well ptu big gay dolphin, ,,,,
    LOL
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    thx
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    What are you talking about? my posting career is doing great (send rep plz)
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    Quote Originally Posted by rootbeer View Post
    What are you talking about? my posting career is doing great (send rep plz)
    Give me green.

    heh
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    Went from being the rep king to being a nobody in the rep game
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    i'm glad we can all look back at this now and laugh at it, time heals all wounds
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    autism heals all wounds
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    Quote Originally Posted by GulDucat View Post
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    Qft
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum View Post
    i'm glad we can all look back at this now and laugh at it, time heals all wounds
    Not the wounds from picking at herpes scabs though
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    #lol
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    when you know nothing is ever gonna go well you get over stuff quicker, and lisa 100% of the time ends up with some loser and has to let them go! including her family!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jon View Post
    Lol.

    Yay! Presents.
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