Sticky: when cag dies, play goodbye horses at her funeral

[Cag.]

oh this offer if for elz only sorry

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh I had no idea you and elz where exclusive

[Cag.]

im gonna go vomit right now thanks

[Cag.]

he also eats anchovies that he dips in ketpchup.

[juji]

he also eats anchovies that he dips in ketpchup.

Sardines with tomato sauce*

It’s not nice when you make up the lies

[Cag.]

lmao

[Cag.]

elz is ugly and gross and makes creepy noises >:(

[Cag.]

slimey elz

[juji]

slimey elz

Thats not English language

[Cag.]

pinche mexicano perizosos

[Cag.]

como se dise "lazy beaner" en espanol

[Cag.]

yeah its french

[juji]

$80 per hour to correct your misspelled words and $100 for translation services, max 30 characters.

[Cag.]

lol no one in their right mind would pay a mexican 80 dollars an hour. no

[juji]

Because the mexican knows the best at competition since nobody hires an white american gardener for example, show your abs for 200 is overpriced, they prefer to hire mexican gardeners it’s win-win

[Cag.]

i just ate a mountain of fruit so im gonna do my bodyweight hiit

[juji]

You are supposed to eat chicken and salads with protein everyday

[Cag.]

and keto people stink really bad and are insufferable to be around

[Cag.]

my abs are overpriced on purpose to make it impossible for you to see them.

[juji]

Hahaha eating fruit doesn’t make you get abs

[Cag.]

i do macro dieting. high carb and high protein. anyone who builds muscle knows this and when you really want muscle definition, you cut out the carbs but thats mostly for people who do body build professionally.

[juji]

Keto diet is for indian people but they dont eat beef

[maks]

i do marco dieting. I only eat things that come out of greg blake's cock. the other day he passed a kidney stone, hooray calcium!