i'm moving to dallas

[terror baby]

I would've kept the dead babies and sold them in jars on ebay

one time we were cleaning out the office and found a giant box full of jars with 2nd trimester fetuses in them under the sink. It was so disgusting because they used pure formaldehyde in the jars instead of diluting it so it hurt our eyes and smelled horrible.

[terror baby]

one time we aborted a 3rd trimester fetus on accident (3rd trimesters are illegal to abort)

[blumpkin blownuts]

if you don't use pure formaldehyde then the babbies will attract mice

[terror baby]

I have way too many abortion stories

[sex with dead people]

I keep my semen in a jar...

[terror baby]

if you don't use pure formaldehyde then the babbies will attract mice

those jars were supposed to be sent out to be destroyed so we were confused as to why they were under the sink.

[timmy]

your job is fucking gross terror thansk for sharing

[blumpkin blownuts]

well you can ask me or you can ask swdp, the chances are pretty low that we have the same reason

[blumpkin blownuts]

few things are more versatile than dead babbys in jars

[terror baby]

your job is fucking gross terror thansk for sharing

I don't work there anymore, I'm a teacher now.

[sex with dead people]

Teach me how to kill an unborn baby the easiest way without killing the mother.

[terror baby]

put abortion pills in her food/drink obv

[blumpkin blownuts]

psst - slippery elm

[juji]

I don't work there anymore, I'm a teacher now.

Lisa was a teacher, you prolly will be one of the retarded psychos in the future.

[sex with dead people]

I don't have access to baby murdering pills.

I meant for times when I see some preggo woman in a store or walking down the street.

[blumpkin blownuts]

shove a slippery elm branch up her cervix hole

[timmy]

shove a slippery elm branch up her cervix hole

do you give it a wiggle when its in there?

[maks]

I only held the vac for the surgeon and got the jar out of the vac for fetus inspection, didn't get to stick it in any vagines
sometimes I got to do fetus inspections but I'd rather not because that shit smells bad.

describe the smell

[jon]

did you know that the human body turns aspartame into formaldehyde

don't drink diet sodas

[juji]

did you know that the human body turns aspartame into formaldehyde

don't drink diet sodas

Thanks, Mr. Jon

[timmy]

did you know that the human body turns aspartame into formaldehyde

don't drink diet sodas

so diet soda causes cancer?

[doctor remulak]

I don't work there anymore, I'm a teacher now.

I am Doctor Remulak.

[jon]

so diet soda causes cancer?

it can

[timmy]

jon can you make this my picture name if you're not too busy? http://i.imgur.com/5hUKK.gif

[skrizach]

God I love that new avatar, Barry.

[jon]

lol so i dunno who knows this but texas is now pretty much abortion-free and a bunch of planned parenthoods shut down so cancer titties probably is unemployed and may even have left the state

[jon]

i'm going to move to colorado as soon as i get money saved up for moving, ive got a good friend who lives down there