lisa's boyfriend lmao

[urkles girlfriend]

i have always despised the fatties. some are nice, but deep down i hope they choke on a chicken bone.

[Pirate Steve]

Do you look in the mirror after a six hour shower and seethe at the fat you looking back?

[urkles girlfriend]

nope

[steveyos]

weight matters, cag's proof that there's no such thing as a horrible skinny person, lisa is also proof of this, all skinny people are great

[urkles girlfriend]

Jon + Cag forever....

[steveyos]

a combined weight of 100lbs jon adn cag living the dream better than the rest sittin high in the royal apartment lording over the greatest forum in existance, all the friends, ahhh life is great

[Wendy <3]

They probably bruise easily from lovemaking because they are so frail and malnourished

[urkles girlfriend]

[Wendy <3]

Does your bed even squeak when you do bad stuff on it

[Poopalew]

Does your bed even squeak when you do bad stuff on it

Perfectionism isnt a disease; you didnt catch it.

[steveyos]

Does your bed even squeak when you do bad stuff on it

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i was think a couple days ago that maybe fat people are actually superior genetically because they absorb more nutrients then a lean person like me, who can only put on weight if i literally eat 3500 cals a day

they are just victims of mass consumerism like everyone else and cant stop over eating

[steveyos]

nobody can be judged by their health from their weight, I was 340lbs and could jog and bike and everything for literally 10 hours a day, there was a professional wrestelr who was 2" shorter than me and 700lbs but was a beast, but then look at ralphie may or monde, but then you've got someone like floyd maywether but then you've got somoene like jon and cag, weight means nothing

[steveyos]

I was in better shape at 340 I got down to 180 and said fuck it now I"m back to 205 and I"m still like shit being fat wasn't so bad

[steveyos]

the donny guy in teh op is probably in better shape than jon

[steveyos]

I wonder if pastor travis is even still alive now that's an unhealthy fat

[Poopalew]

I wonder if pastor travis is even still alive now that's an unhealthy fat

One day a friend of my father also a pastor visited us.

[urkles girlfriend]

jon doesn't shoot heroin or take perscription drugs, stevie. lmao

[Poopalew]

jon doesn't shoot heroin or take perscription drugs, stevie. lmao

Didnt Jesus preach tolerance?

[Wendy <3]

There's only 2 of the internet rameons still alive now

[steveyos]

but he is stupid and that's all you need

[urkles girlfriend]

[juji]

yep, Donny has evil secrets that would kill Lisa

i'm keeping that as copy/pasta

[urkles girlfriend]

His hairline is atrocious and uneven. His home is dark and musty.

[Autistic Spectrum]

male pattern baldness is a bitch as you must clearly know from living with jon

why does donny look like a 15 year old mexican?

[urkles girlfriend]

male pattern baldness is a bitch as you must clearly know from living with jon

Jon so doesn't have a receding hairline.

[juji]

and He's using windows xp

is that donhy or elezzzark?