who's your internet arch enemy(s)?

[elezzark]

how can you have boobs that big with a dick that big

being born a boy and getting inplants

[StompleB]

[Autistic Spectrum]

no I didn't.

stompleb made two big wall-of-text apology threads trying to get me off his back, after I purged him deleted all of his posts and his account and had him banned from thousands of forums worldwide stopped posting for the better part of a year, even though he's back now he only posts like twice a week, and the majority of the forum calls him a pedophile. I consider that pretty fucking well destroyed, it was easy, and it was fun. Stompleb isn't an arch enemy he's a flea on my ballsack.

still fell bad about showing marks how to do that somple i hope u have forgived me you had some really awesome posts on your old accoutn

drunk puppies u will be my friend one day i just know it

just kidding wtf kind of world would that be

[reno]

dx30

[Autistic Spectrum]

Stranger: m 15 usa w/kik
You: cody paints houses and has a fake interent girlfirend he reps himeslef with
Stranger: wat?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Autistic Spectrum]

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: Hi
You: i hate the lizard people so much but ashley who has been posting for like 8 years somehow sucks even worse
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Autistic Spectrum]

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: Hey anyone got kik
You: i acutally don't do meth
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[maks]

still fell bad about showing marks how to do that somple i hope u have forgived me you had some really awesome posts on your old accoutn

yeah thanks that it was hilarious and I waited until a moment when he really deserved it and everything it was glorious and if you hadn't pmed me I might not have figured it out for another week or two

[Autistic Spectrum]

should have purged the entire fourm of all the lizard people, before i told you

Niven, Larry and Jerry Pournelle. The Flea on Hitler's Ballsack. 1974.

larry niven is a hack, ringworld sucks all the dicks

[Autistic Spectrum]

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: f
You: cat avatar
Stranger: what?
You: We are the SEPH. Your life as it has been, is over. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Negotiation is irrelevant. Freedom is irrelevant. You will be assimilated.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

how can you have boobs that big with a dick that big

boobs are implants he used to have no boobs and his dick was not very big either, makes me think he had it surgically pulled out or w/e the procedure is

[Autistic Spectrum]

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: Hey (:
You: boobs are implants he used to have no boobs and his dick was not very big either, makes me think he had it surgically pulled out or w/e the procedure is
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[sex with dead people]

drunk puppies u will be my friend one day i just know it

I'll be your pal if dp doesn't step up

[sex with dead people]

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: f
You: cat avatar
Stranger: what?
You: We are the SEPH. Your life as it has been, is over. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Negotiation is irrelevant. Freedom is irrelevant. You will be assimilated.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Autistic Spectrum]

me and ashley are friends she trys to look cool but basically i am her best online friend, since motlated boar got run over in that lonely rest stop on i86

uhh i would date a girl that's 6'9 regardless of personality, are you fucking serious, that would fuflill so many fantasies

[maks]

I'd fuck her until she was 5'1

[the president of sex]

camoran is my graetest foe

[maks]

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: ramen licked a butt and someone posted the pictures on her facebook page and her whole family saw
Stranger: what?
You: This chick ramen, christine herriott marks. her family literally saw her lick butts. literally.
Stranger: you m or f
You: http://imgur.com/a/XHmA5#0 <---pretty compelling evidence that ramen licks butts
You: glad it wasn;t my butt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's hard as fuck to troll that shit, they just disconnect so fast

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: M
You: M gay
You: names tim
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[maks]

this one stayed on for like 30 seconds after I posted the link, I'm 100% sure he went and looked at it

[timmy]

it's hard as fuck to troll that shit, they just disconnect so fast

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: M
You: M gay
You: names tim
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: what do you think of a father who emotionally neglects his children?

You: good or bad

Stranger: throw him to the curb

Stranger: bad

You: would you say he should change himself and stop being a horrible father?

Stranger: yes

You: got any pro tips on being a better father/person in genreal?

Stranger: love them always even when they do bad shit

You: nice nice

You: very strong words

Stranger: but dont just let them do what they want

You: good stuff

You: ok one last question

You: should you take your kids out for ice cream once in a while, or is that unhealthy

Stranger: why do you ask?

You: oh i knw this guy hes a fucking terrible father

You: he needs help

Stranger: maybe like twice a month

You: ok good, thanks for your time

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You: bye

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[Autistic Spectrum]

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
You: you ever hear of a thing called tim's hole,
You: it's a lifestyle choice
You: would you like to join me brother on an epic journy to the center of that hole
You: of tims hole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

what teh fuck is dis shit

[maks]

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
You: did you hear what happened to ramen?
Stranger: you ???
You: no not me. remember when ramen licked that butt? well someone sent the pictures to all her facebook friends. her family saw her in all her buttlicking glory.
Stranger: wannna have some funnnnn
You: she made a thread about it http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showth...k-recieve-this
You: http://imgur.com/a/XHmA5#0 <------- this is her licking butts
You: well I guess technically it's only one butt
You: but it's pretty big
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Autistic Spectrum]

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You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: m16
You: How old do you plan on being before you move out of your parents house?
Stranger: 69
You: nice
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[plusle riot]

what teh fuck is dis shit

it's like a /b/ thread but in the comfort of our own forum!