My Cag Fantasy

[steveyos]

don't get this stuff at fjs

Isnt elz one of the 4 posters at fjs

But i guess there are no girls there for him to creep so that makes sense

camoron is enfuriated by all of us "disgusting men" dvancing and caroosing his lady

Caboosing my lady

Nice caboose bro

caroosing, you know like hitting on her

who do you think will die next in my avatar my bet is on macaulay culkin

[steveyos]

rest in peace fjs, at least you're not rubynet though

[always stevey]

Carroooosing. Just drove this drunk home and he grabbed my breasts.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag fantasy 345

cag and me are chatting on skype one night, talking about seph and the jeers bar sub forum, when suddenly, she hears a knock on her door, she tells me she has to answer it and she'll be right back,cag hoof's it over to the door and opens it, it's stomple bane, stomple bane has found her house, in a very low monotone voice, he says, I DO THIS FOR THE LATKA PEOPLE (latka is a type of potato pankae jews eat) he then whips out a huge purple eggplant(just like the one cag shoved in her pussy hole for speh on skype) and beats her to death with it, all the while i am hearing the sounds of stomple murdering cag with an eggplant and furislouy masterbaiting the entire time, i hear stomple close the door shut and i type 3 letters into the skype chat box,,,, lol,

[always stevey]

beat to death with eggplants.

[Cody]

carousing

[always stevey]

I've got the worst fucking hangover today. Wow it feels like spinal meningitus.

[Cody]

and just how to you know what that feels like?

spinal meningitis has got her down

[always stevey]

spinal meningitis has got her down

[Cody]

[always stevey]

What the fuck.

[steveyos YOLO]

Stop being an alcoholic or you'll wind up like ashley and have to fuck old bald guys you meet off the internet

[always stevey]

Why use the internet when I can fuck old bald guys I meet irl

fuck me and rootbeer on cam

[Cody]

drinking makes your hair turn gray faster cag

[always stevey]

Don't give a shit. Maybe people will stop calling me "kid"

when i go to the local stripclub i like to teach them useful life skills like how to read

[always stevey]

when i go to the local stripclub i like to teach them useful life skills like how to read

How selfless of you.

[always stevey]

Garfield, savior of the damned.

i am gods gift to women

G - great looking
A - asshole, but only enough to still be cute (girls like that stuff)
R - relentless orgasm giver
F - funniest poster award 2009
I - intelligent
E - extra cute
L - lover of the women race
D - dick is a little above average sized

unfortunately being degraded is part of being a stripper