am i the only one who thinks lisas avatar is gross

[Genital Doli]

Staphylococcus aureus
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Staphylococcus aureus
Scanning electron micrograph of S. aureus; false color added.
Scientific classification
Domain: Bacteria
Kingdom: Eubacteria
Phylum: Firmicutes
Class: Bacilli
Order: Bacillales
Family: Staphylococcaceae
Genus: Staphylococcus
Species: S. aureus
Binomial name
Staphylococcus aureus
Rosenbach 1884

Staphylococcus aureus is a bacterium that is a member of the Firmicutes, and is frequently found in the human respiratory tract and on the skin. Although S. aureus is not always pathogenic, it is a common cause of skin infections (e.g. boils), respiratory disease (e.g. sinusitis), and food poisoning. Disease-associated strains often promote infections by producing potent protein toxins, and expressing cell-surface proteins that bind and inactivate antibodies. The emergence of antibiotic-resistant forms of pathogenic S. aureus (e.g. MRSA) is a worldwide problem in clinical medicine.

Staphylococcus was first identified in 1880 in Aberdeen, Scotland, by the surgeon Sir Alexander Ogston in pus from a surgical abscess in a knee joint.[1] This name was later appended to Staphylococcus aureus by Rosenbach who was credited by the official system of nomenclature at the time. It is estimated that 20% of the human population are long-term carriers of S. aureus[2] which can be found as part of the normal skin flora and in anterior nares of the nasal passages.[2][3]

[always stevey]

Staphylococcus aureus
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search
Staphylococcus aureus
Scanning electron micrograph of S. aureus; false color added.
Scientific classification
Domain: Bacteria
Kingdom: Eubacteria
Phylum: Firmicutes
Class: Bacilli
Order: Bacillales
Family: Staphylococcaceae
Genus: Staphylococcus
Species: S. aureus
Binomial name
Staphylococcus aureus
Rosenbach 1884

Staphylococcus aureus is a bacterium that is a member of the Firmicutes, and is frequently found in the human respiratory tract and on the skin. Although S. aureus is not always pathogenic, it is a common cause of skin infections (e.g. boils), respiratory disease (e.g. sinusitis), and food poisoning. Disease-associated strains often promote infections by producing potent protein toxins, and expressing cell-surface proteins that bind and inactivate antibodies. The emergence of antibiotic-resistant forms of pathogenic S. aureus (e.g. MRSA) is a worldwide problem in clinical medicine.

Staphylococcus was first identified in 1880 in Aberdeen, Scotland, by the surgeon Sir Alexander Ogston in pus from a surgical abscess in a knee joint.[1] This name was later appended to Staphylococcus aureus by Rosenbach who was credited by the official system of nomenclature at the time. It is estimated that 20% of the human population are long-term carriers of S. aureus[2] which can be found as part of the normal skin flora and in anterior nares of the nasal passages.[2][3]

Stripclub bacteria.

lisa, you're immaculate, your hair is always wet and your apartment smells like cat piss

[BatteriWyfe]

lisa, you're immaculate, your hair is always wet and your apartment smells like cat piss

no I keep that clean

[always stevey]

I wonder if it's any worse than me trying to play minecraft with the lizards.

[Autistic Spectrum]

I wonder if it's any worse than me trying to play minecraft with the lizards.

tell me jack venrokker had creative

[Genital Doli]

I wonder if it's any worse than me trying to play minecraft with the lizards.

kill urself

[always stevey]

kill urself

*marks wrist slashed*

[jon]

I wonder if it's any worse than me trying to play minecraft with the lizards.

there isn't anywhere in minecraft to whip your tits out, that's why it's so confusing

[Cody]

there isn't anywhere in minecraft to whip your tits out, that's why it's so confusing

[Autistic Spectrum]

every meth head who uses my bathroom to shoot up always comments how mold free it is,,,

[BatteriWyfe]

every meth head who uses my bathroom to shoot up always comments how mold free it is,,,

I don't let meth heads shoot up in my place

lisa, now that you have a new laptop, can you take us on a webcam tour of your apartment?

[BatteriWyfe]

lisa, now that you have a new laptop, can you take us on a webcam tour of your apartment?

it's a desktop

it's a desktop

that really realy sucks

[Genital Doli]

tee hee ^_^ minecraft! I call Peach!

[Genital Doli]

[BatteriWyfe]

lol

[steveyos YOLO]

I keep avatars disabled and this is so disturbing to finally see it

[steveyos YOLO]

I dont feel safe with cat avatar guy here

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa can you at least bring your desktop into the shower with you,

[always stevey]

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Can I work without losing my Social Security disability benefits?

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OH MY GOD

[Autistic Spectrum]

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Can I work without losing my Social Security disability benefits?

Special rules allow you to work temporarily without losing your monthly Social Security disability benefits. For example, our trial work period allows you to test your ability to work for at least nine months without losing benefits. As long as you remain disabled, you can get full Social Security disability benefits during those nine monthly no matter how much you earn.

After your nine-month trial work period, we still provide a safety net that allows you to work another three years risk free. During those three years, you can work and still receive benefits for any month in which your earnings do not exceed these limits:

$1,740 for blind individuals; or
$1,040 a month if you are not blind.



OH MY GOD

i will gouge your eyes out if you are too much of a pussy to do it yourself

[always stevey]

i will gouge your eyes out if you are too much of a pussy to do it yourself

Cag, the Blind Bartending Legend.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa how else can u convince 8 people who have seen your super dirty apt on webcam for 58 hours that it's actually very clean,

[Autistic Spectrum]

no u turned the cam toward your huge tube tv and we all saw the huge mess next to your 5000 pouund 1983 tv

[StompleB]

it might be more hygienic if you got your apartment circumcised

[Autistic Spectrum]

maybe just burn the whole place down for the iunsrance money, lisa, start over, the dried cum and cat piss smell is never gonna come out

[timmy]

i work two jobs lisa, your latest work was inflating your bathtub

[BatteriWyfe]

i work two jobs lisa, your latest work was inflating your bathtub

oh snap

two jobs... I've had two jobs at the same time before... usually because they were shitty casual jobs when that happened

you still live with your mum tim