I heard my cat fart

[Battery Bits]

And he kept asking everyday

[Battery Bits]

What's your thing with rootbeer anyway?

[Battery Bits]

So he married what he called his "back up plan", she knew he called her that too and still said yes, I have no sympathy for those two. They deserved each other.

he bought a ring

for debbies

[Battery Bits]

I know because she said yes.

[Battery Bits]

He told me he just didn't want to be alone.

He was desperate to be married... see I'm not like that, I like to be alone so it has to be something special to make me want to give that up.

[Battery Bits]

Also being so much older I had already had lots of relationships and rootbeer hadn't had any yet at that time. And I told him he should date a few women first. But no he was dead set on getting married so he even had a "back up plan" aka Debbie.

[Battery Bits]

What a douche for stealing my hair idea

"rainbow hair"
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definitely your idear there boo

[Battery Bits]

Yeah but I told him I wanted my hair like that

[Battery Bits]

The internet stole all my ideas

[Autistic Spectrum]

Now that donnys dead you can finally marry rootbeer and settle down

[Desolation]

Yeah!

[Battery Bits]

Darren proposed to me last night via text message. I didn't say yes.

[Wendy <3]

That's really swell. I hope you and darrel are really happy

[Battery Bits]

Lol

I don't know about him. I'm not going to marry him.

But I got enough on my plate. I don't love him.

everyone just wants to marry old man lisa these days

[timmy]

I'd care but I wouldn't feel the loss like I do with Donny. I never loved rootbeer. We were friends and I cared but I also stopped caring when the shit went down like it did. I never stopped caring about Donny and I always felt more for him than anyone else.

U literally just used rootbeer for his gifts. Filth.

[timmy]

Seriously cant wait for the mental gymnastics of lisaa bullshit edcuses

[Battery Bits]

Tim is a moron.