Had a dream that I wet the bed

[steveyos YOLO]

You seriously need to stop lying then backpedaling you useless fuckin whore

[steveyos YOLO]

You never used it yet you logged in there less than a month ago fuck the fuck off you lying bitch

[.o0O0o.]

I'm not lying you fucktard, I already told you that days ago.

You need to get a life.

[.o0O0o.]

You never used it yet you logged in there less than a month ago fuck the fuck off you lying bitch

No I had not logged in there a month ago you fucking retard. It hadn't been logged into since I made it I had to do a search to find it. It didn't even have a real e-mail.

[steveyos YOLO]

Look at all your excuses when originally you weren't a member of it. Post an apology to cag bitch for what you did

[.o0O0o.]

You're a fucking loser. I'm not on any dating websites which is why I said I wasn't you dumb fuck. I signed up at kathy's house one night because she was on it and wanted me to join. I never used it and the account hadn't even been logged into since I made it 2 years ago. I had to a search to find it and it doesn't even have a real e-mail.

You seriously need to get a life.

[cagordon]

josh put a hack on your computer and found the website because he is actually an evil genius. it snaps a screenshot of everything you do. also
the whole "myer-briggs" personality is a dead give away that its you as well.

[steveyos666]

Look at all your excuses when originally you weren't a member of it. Post an apology to cag bitch for what you did

[steveyos666]

josh put a hack on your computer and found the website because he is actually an evil genius. it snaps a screenshot of everything you do. also
the whole "myer-briggs" personality is a dead give away that its you as well.

[cagordon]

josh needs to stop threatening to use wrestling moves on me. I don't care for the violence.

[steveyos666]

lisa you are amazing lol

[cagordon]

Had a dream i went to lisas house to have a cupp of the ol chai and sum jointz! ^__^ and im sitting on the couch next to her when my seat ccushion becomes warm... and moist..

[cagordon]

i suddenly hear a trickle and see ppiss leaking from the cushion and drip dripping all over the floor. Lissa has pissed and the entire couch hass absorbed the rancid pee and im sitting in it. the pee starts worming its way into my holes. I scream but no sound comes out. and
thats when i wake up

[steveyos666]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[cagordon]

Whats this? Dp enters the room.... he rolls around on the couch covering himself in lisa's precious urine. he huffs in the pee smello,
his eyes rolling back into his head. He and lisa start macking on the pee couch. i curl up into the fetal positiion and begin sobbing
uncontrollably.

[steveyos666]

dp raises from the grave over in the corner of lisa's house

[cagordon]

whats this.. dp has shaving cream. he shaves lisas muff

[cagordon]

lisa lays sexily in the inflatable bathtub while dp rubs shaving cream on her legs. he dips the razor and slides it lovingly down her leg. he kisses lisas toe

[steveyos666]

"remember dp, don't get the water on me or I'll melt", lisa tries t say, except too slowly, and it's too l8 onooo

[cagordon]

lisa and dp swirl their tongues together, he licks the sweat from her furrowed brow

[steveyos666]

Lisa puts on her robe and witches hat

[cagordon]

i put on my robe and wizard hat and play skyrim

[cagordon]

because im a fag. i like magic spells and dragons and other dumb shit

[.o0O0o.]

josh put a hack on your computer and found the website because he is actually an evil genius. it snaps a screenshot of everything you do. also
the whole "myer-briggs" personality is a dead give away that its you as well.

Uh yes you fucking moron because I made it.

[.o0O0o.]

because im a fag. i like magic spells and dragons and other dumb shit

You're a fag who writes erotica about me all day.

[cagordon]

then you posted the redhotpie profile. there are so many other thiings about yourself that you should be embarrassed about, i don't really think the redhotpie thing is that bad. so what, you were looking for dick. i don't care.

[cagordon]

i don't judge like the rest of them.

[steveyos666]

i put on my robe and wizard hat and play skyrim

[steveyos666]

get out of mine and cag's thread lisa

[.o0O0o.]

then you posted the redhotpie profile. there are so many other thiings about yourself that you should be embarrassed about, i don't really think the redhotpie thing is that bad. so what, you were looking for dick. i don't care.

Like I've been saying for days I made it one night at Kathy's house about 2 years ago because she was on it and wanted me to join. I never used it, didn't even use a real e-mail which is why I had to do a search to find it and it hadn't been logged into since I made it.

I've used an online dating site before, haven't used one for years though and it was not redhotpie that I used. It was Adultmatchmaker but again I haven't even used that in about 6 years.