~NSFW~ OFFICIAL Mod Sanctioned: Post pics of your dick thread

It wasn't a pic from google you fucking idiot lol, that was his actual dick, I couldn't even get a normal sized condom on it

Cool imaginary boyfriend story, I wear magnum large condoms in real life

[Lisa]

Meanwhile the last knuckle of my little finger...... welp I don't even need to finsih this sentence

[Lisa]

Cool imaginary boyfriend story, I wear magnum large condoms in real life

Everyone I've ever been with has a bigger dick than you and they are not imaginary you fucktard lol Brent had one of the biggest, they also all have been much better lays I know exactly how fucking small your dick is, you need to quit your penis contest because you'll lose against even my little finger or a whiteboard marker lid

[UPGRAYEDD]

these pics are from 2008

Yeah, I was too lazy to take new ones, I'll post them when I take them.

[Plug Drugs]

I feel better about my dick now having seen what your guys' dicks look like

[Plug Drugs]

My dick has a nice shape but it is starting to look a little rough from usage
Id be self conscious of it but vaginas arent exactly the nicest looking things on the planet either

[UPGRAYEDD]

I like how mine curves a certain way.

[Plug Drugs]

Why i think im going to stroke it right now as a matter of.fact

I feel better about my dick now having seen what your guys' dicks look like

We've all seen it, no point in lying

[Plug Drugs]

What would i have to lie about

[Plug Drugs]

The skin where i was circumcised was a little puffy at the time of that picture because i just got done masturbating forlike 7 hours
I dont do that anymore though, i dont want to damage my dick from wankin on it like that

[Plug Drugs]

Dont masturbate on stimulants

pluggs what admixture of medications would be a good enhancement to masturbation?

[steveyos YOLO]

Just use some orajel as lube

[steveyos YOLO]

Or maybe it's oragel

[Plug Drugs]

pluggs what admixture of medications would be a good enhancement to masturbation?

Although i do not advise or condone the use of said substances, amphetamine followed up with alcohol is known to cause users to masturbate or have sex for prolonged periods of time, and they describe it as intensely euphoric

have you ever done this, plaaagu?

can you describe it in detail for me?

[Plug Drugs]

Then when they finish and their body is facing collapse and they are in a great deal of pain, theyll often seek out opiates or opioids

[Plug Drugs]

can you describe it in detail for me?

They usually take little breaks every hour or so for water, alcohol, or more speed
No ive never done this myself plug drugs is just a posting gimmick you know

[Plug Drugs]

Pretty sure like half the songs from the 90s are about.speed or having sex on speed or taking heroin to come down.off speed

Ya, Being a huge fag is just a ginnick for me

[Plug Drugs]

Monde masturbating while reading this thread

[Plug Drugs]

Ya, Being a huge fag is just a ginnick for me

Yeah arent all of our posts just gimmicks, in fact where am i, who are you???

[Lisa]

We've all seen it, no point in lying

It's bigger than yours

i already posted my beer can dick who exactly are you trying to convince

Lisa mad she has no power over me

[Lisa]

i already posted my beer can dick who exactly are you trying to convince

Um the last knuckle of my little finger was the same size as your dick you fucking moron. The white board marker lid was thicker, hell the light switch was comparable

You have the smallest dick out of all the forum dick I've seen and I've seen a lot

[Lisa]

Beer can dick?

Take a pic of it next a ruler LOL, you have the smallest dick I've ever been with LOL! Fucktard

Oh and dont take a pic of it with your dick ABOVE the ruler, go ahead and put the ruller right along side it. Your dick is a fucking joke.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa has a phd in rootys dick, she studied it for months and months